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This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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A for effort
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture of his morning dump because it was heart-shaped. FML
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bradwould 0
why you complaining. he's romantic lol
UpsidedownKayak 9
OP, you should be flatulence that he shows a large intestine you and such affection for you, even if he has a crappy way of showing it. What I mean to say is don't dump on his adoration for you. I bet you #2 have a great relationshit, don't flush it down the toilet over a defecate of opinion. I bet that one day he will bowel down on one knee and propose to you. Then you and he will have a smooth move in together and poop out a few kids butt you have to keep pushing forward. Good luck OP!
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Comments (135)
viciousgrin 5
He may just have a heart shaped asshole O.o In which case, I would question his sexuality. But all in all he loves you from deep within his colon where it is the warmest. XD
wlfmanjack 5
hey compared to some of the other boyfriend stories on this site I'd say you are really lucky
BlAzEtHiS 0
I don't care if it looks like jesus, I don't want to see pics of anyones shit.
JayyKitten 0
LOL!
EMTchic 14
that is adorable in the most disgusting way possible . . . Or maybe disgusting in the most adorable way possible . . . idk lolz but still EWWW and kinda also AWE . Guys just have weird personalities, we gotta learn to accept them and love that about them, too .
Mademoiselle_fml 34
Sounds like something my boyfriend would do lol. Then again we've been together for a couple of years now and we know each other pretty well. Still, I would find it weirdly cute anyhow x3
tsent8 15
Wow what a shitty relationship
thebest200 5
Can't blame him for trying
DeThorn 11
Aww crap, that stinks! Better dump him!
TheCerealKiller 24
Poop is always romantic.