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This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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A for effort
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture of his morning dump because it was heart-shaped. FML
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bradwould 0
why you complaining. he's romantic lol
UpsidedownKayak 9
OP, you should be flatulence that he shows a large intestine you and such affection for you, even if he has a crappy way of showing it. What I mean to say is don't dump on his adoration for you. I bet you #2 have a great relationshit, don't flush it down the toilet over a defecate of opinion. I bet that one day he will bowel down on one knee and propose to you. Then you and he will have a smooth move in together and poop out a few kids butt you have to keep pushing forward. Good luck OP!
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Comments (135)
bradwould 0
why you complaining. he's romantic lol
punkylemon 4
WIN^
badluckalex 23
its the thought that counts
TheShard1994 5
HAHAHAH X'D You gotta dump him >.
nebula748 14
*ba-dum, tiss*
TheShard1994 5
exactly x'D
budge10 0
failed
bjb5879 0
haha DUMP lol
TheShard1994 5
did not fail. was meant to be a lame joke :D
smith2001 5
haha I see what you did there
zivlaks 0
did he "dump" you?
UpsidedownKayak 9
I think she is going to "dump" him. He is done "dumping" for today.
thejacl 0
You don't have to put up with his shit.
princessbits 17
her boyfriend is an ass
cloudy01 0
Poop
mea_iloveskiing 26
love stinks!
MacdaddyMaddy 0
ah you took the pun right out of my head
Jimboom 12
Dammit! You beat me to it!
FYLDeep 26
That's hot... and steamy.
xStiina 0
He made you a heart shaped dumpling. (:
Jimboom 12
My mama always said... love is like a piece of heart shaped turd. A bit nutty and smelly when your on the outside of it... but warm and sticky when you get in it.
rattusrattus 19
Thank you I was eating.
Toxicweed69 0
lol
m00sh 0
HAHAHAHAHA @29
TalkSick 2
Lmao @29
FML858 0
LOLOL @29
maybaybe 0
That's disgusting but with a good intention..I guess.
LikeHell_ 6
That's true love.
missrit 0
Aw, don't worry, you'll get to a point where you can appreciate his poop!
Moe954 0
Hopefully not TOO much though ..
amc597 28
I don't think anyone can actually appreciate poop.