SkinsCastSelection
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
France
A for effort
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture of his morning dump because it was heart-shaped. FML
Top comments
bradwould 0
why you complaining. he's romantic lol
UpsidedownKayak 9
OP, you should be flatulence that he shows a large intestine you and such affection for you, even if he has a crappy way of showing it. What I mean to say is don't dump on his adoration for you. I bet you #2 have a great relationshit, don't flush it down the toilet over a defecate of opinion. I bet that one day he will bowel down on one knee and propose to you. Then you and he will have a smooth move in together and poop out a few kids butt you have to keep pushing forward. Good luck OP!
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (135)
Joeliette 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
UpsidedownKayak 9
OP, you should be flatulence that he shows a large intestine you and such affection for you, even if he has a crappy way of showing it. What I mean to say is don't dump on his adoration for you. I bet you #2 have a great relationshit, don't flush it down the toilet over a defecate of opinion. I bet that one day he will bowel down on one knee and propose to you. Then you and he will have a smooth move in together and poop out a few kids butt you have to keep pushing forward. Good luck OP!
oliver86 8
you ^win the comment section
DocBastard 40
Nicely done, Kayak.
danii_s2 0
agreed
marylovesyou8D 7
hahahahah.
nlr 9
hahaha! yeah! you should embrace his weird romance
skyttlz 32
Epic Win
KayyLily 0
completely brilliant.
Contravene 10
By far one of the most ingenuous comments I've ever read.
Kaitlin_1995 0
this is Jesus
IronZombie 0
he should've photoshopped it with the word you on it and said you've just been dumped in the text
Doortje 30
That's.. pretty gross, but also kind of romantic in some way, I guess. Or maybe not.
rinSa_fml 0
this "girl" (SkinsCastSelection) just translate stories from the french version of FML.
11jackson11 0
Learn to pay attention. It's some European thing today.
rinSa_fml 0
since I use the mobile version, I didnt see it was "taken from the french version..." my bad :B
DishHeads 9
awwwwwwww how romantic
hghiPigh 0
be glad he only sends you heart shaped ones.
MinajMania21 0
So wait, by what all 4 of your FMLs are saying, this morning your boyfriend took a dump shaped like a heart and sent you a picture, then you went over to tell him off, then you guys had sex. When you started to come you said "ah ah ah AH", in which he replied "Staying Alive, Staying Alive". Then when you were all done with sex you guys sat down to talk and he dumped you, and said "you have a different way of looking at life." And it's a pun because u have a lazy eye. Then in the mix of all that, you broke your arm, which forced you into a cast, and since your boyfriend, oh sorry your ex boyfriend, was your only friend you had to sign your own cast. WOW! You do have a ****** up life.
schament 2
what does OP mean what does it stand for?
puravida035 0
Original poster
RedPillSucks 33
Original Pranksta
UpsidedownKayak 9
Orange Pulp
Arschloch04 0
Orgasmic Pony
Aethereality 10
C-C-C-Combo breaker!
xxSoFlyxx 5
optimus prime