Unlovedchild
A date to remember
Today, I found out why my parents forgot my birthday. Facebook didn't remind them. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Brookline, United States
Alexa, play "Unhappy Birthday" by The Smiths
Today, it was my birthday. Nobody said anything, not even my Facebook friends, who probably got a notification about it. FML
carolinagirl
United States
Today, I found out that my mom and dad got a divorce. They didn't tell me, they just changed their relationship status on Facebook. FML
sigh
Singapore, Singapore
Lovely
Today, my parents forgot it was my birthday. They ordered me to scrub the common bathroom, and when I asked if they'd remembered, my dad's reaction was, "Oh! Really?" My mom's was, "I thought that it was next week." What lovely parents I have. FML
Anonymous
Netherlands
Sweet Sixteen
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
Ya_I_said_it
Today, I've been so stressed out that I forgot my own birthday. I only remembered when my mom talked to me to let me know she wasn't planning on doing anything for it. FML
Jake Whitte
United States
Today, I changed the date of my birthday to today on Facebook to see how many people actually know my birthday. My mom wished me a happy birthday. FML
Anonymous
Aalborg, Denmark
Hello?
Today, I found out that my parents forgot to invite me out to eat with them. I found this out when my mom invited my sister right in front of me. FML
Noname
United States
Today, I got on Facebook and realized the only two friend requests I've had in 2 months are both from my parents. FML
Sean
Pleasanton, United States
Today, I found out my kids only remember my birthday because it's the password on the iPad. FML
elmoisdead2131
Hey, well, happy birthday anyway
Today, my parents took me out to dinner. I thought they were taking me because it's my birthday. Turns out they are getting divorced. They forgot it was my birthday. FML
Top comments
Doortje 30
Damn Facebook :( Seriously, how hard is it to remember the day your own child was born?? Unless you have like 14 siblings, but even then.. You have lame parents OP, FYL.
evig_fml 16
could be worse, at least they added you.
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Comments (102)
Lalala1996 0
Happy Birthday!
CupcakeScene 0
We officially have the same birthday.
mbhdislegit 0
well, my parents nevr get off fb!! i dont even have time to talk to them anymore
A7X_LoVeee 10
You all have some shitty patents if you have to remind them of your own birthday.
A7X_LoVeee 10
Parents*
prevert_fml 0
HAHAHA thats so funny
iwadasn 33
So what? If you use birthday presents to judge your parents' love for you, then you have some pretty serious problems.
genki_monkey 0
The fact that the presents were most important is absent. OP never said that they were upset because of not getting any presents. Just that his parents forgot. Which is pretty sad.
em4evr 0
awe.
nikitakrutov 0
my prerent s added me caz they saw the south park episode about Facebook
Ninabug28 5
O u poor darling. Hope you got a present the day after.