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By steph - 15/07/2018 09:00 - United States
By steph - 15/07/2018 09:00 - United States
By anonymous - 01/05/2016 17:59 - United States
By Anonymous - 21/08/2018 02:30 - Greece - Athens
By nerp - 29/03/2016 19:44 - Canada - Toronto
By Anonymous - 27/09/2018 13:30
By Ellamare - 11/02/2016 04:13 - United States - Flint
By Anonymous - 19/09/2009 04:55 - United States
By MetalisLife - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
By Emma - 05/01/2016 03:08 - United Kingdom - Rawtenstall
By UnwantedDisappointment - 18/01/2019 00:00
By isellorangez - 09/10/2015 18:27 - United States - Pittsburgh
Hey, I'm the op and this is my first fml so I hope I'm doing this right. I thought I should say a few things based on some of the comments I read. No, I was not just being an asshat to everyone, I just posted a thread explaining myself and such. Shortly after I posted it I got banned for "attention seeking" and that's all the information I was given. Oh and all the people saying "******* emo" and such, I guess I look like the stereotypical emo, but seriously you could be a bit more mature about things.
By deranged - 25/05/2017 19:00 - Ukraine - Pirogov
By Rekt - 10/11/2016 05:40 - United States - Federal Way
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
By Anonymous - 25/10/2016 05:06
By jack - 27/08/2015 10:56 - United Kingdom - London
By SayCheese - 02/04/2013 22:52 - Canada - Prince George
By crawforda350 - 12/09/2017 16:00
By mmlncwdr - 14/08/2016 19:08
Hey, OP here! I can't believe this got published! These comments are great, I've been laughing for the last 20 mins. So to clear things up a bit, no 8 hours on less than 3 hours of sleep is not that bad, to an adult, I am 16 and have an anxiety disorder. The pills I take make me extremely drowsy, and I also happened to have a three hour practice that same night. I went directly from work to practice so the 3 Red Bulls were necessary. I will not be doing that again in the near future seeing as I could feel my heart beating in my chest all afternoon. And before I go, I did love it?? thanks everyone for the comments!
By Shampoodle - 11/10/2017 21:45
By Looking4ajob - 19/07/2016 03:47 - United States - Jackson
By boopingsnoot - 04/12/2017 19:42
1. I work at a vet 2. I was busy bathing a very fluffy dog 3. I was really thirsty when I got done, that I took a good chug of coffee before the taste difference caught my attention 4. I am somehow an ungrateful hypocrite for being upset and for not being 100% the next day at work ?
By anonymous - 30/01/2018 06:00
By r1has - 29/06/2016 20:01 - Pakistan - Rawalpindi
For everyone telling me to break my fast, had it actually been a problem and had I actually been sick, I would have broken it. But since I'm on summer vacation, I fell asleep, making it a lot easier to deal with. So while I was really hungry, it wasn't a health risk. I checked. God doesn't want you to kill yourself, just feel the pain of the poor and needy. And #3 pregnant women, menstruating women, nursing mothers, old people, sick people, kids e.t.c aren't supposed to fast. They can either make them up later or give in charity, if they are able to. If they aren't then no big deal. Plus puking, bleeding or fainting automatically breaks your fast, so even if I had gotten dizzy, I would have broken it. It was just kind of a miserable day because I get kinda pissy when I'm hungry, and I was snapping right and left. Thankfully my family understood, and made sure I woke up and had food the next day
By Reek - 22/06/2016 14:29 - United States
By Anonymous - 11/04/2020 20:00
By Confession - 16/05/2016 02:07 - Belgium
By arrow - 30/07/2018 19:00
By katydid91 - 01/07/2020 05:51
OP here! I work in the healthcare field and am back at work. We have a no more than 3 coughing spells per hour rule in place, so a gassy day for me is a dangerous day.
By Anonymous - 02/07/2020 20:06
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Hey, it's OP here! Thank you for all the positive and supportive comments. Basically the story goes, we moved into a neighborhood a few months back, and our neighbor had been talking about needing some work done on her house because of lighting issued when we were all first introduced. I knew he dropped by once while I was at work to check out her lights, but he had never previously given me any reason not to trust him. So this came as a surprise to me when he revealed it to me, I guess he just somehow assumed I knew and I just didn't care. So yeah, there goes the end of a 3 year relationship. I guess all I can say now is good riddance to bad love.