Today, my boyfriend graduated from boot camp. After the ceremony, I rushed over and tried to jump into his arms. This would have been romantic if he was expecting it. Instead, he fell over and we crashed onto the floor in front of everyone. FML I agree, your life sucks 9747 I agree, your life sucks 9747 You deserved it 28962 You deserved it 28962 102 20 8 12 173 By oohrahgal - / Thursday 14 February 2019 16:32 / United States - Clementon
Today, while spooning my spouse, I was awakened in the wee hours by a huge, junk-rattling fart. This has happened numerous times since she became a vegetarian. FML I agree, your life sucks 34986 I agree, your life sucks 34986 You deserved it 4020 You deserved it 4020 217 6 6 20 227 By steve-o - / Thursday 14 February 2019 15:46 / United States
Today, my stomach growled so loud in class that a boy sitting next to me thought his phone had vibrated. FML I agree, your life sucks 23568 I agree, your life sucks 23568 You deserved it 2181 You deserved it 2181 39 7 4 3 227 By qourt - / Thursday 14 February 2019 15:34 / United States
Today, I was walking along a crowded pier when I stopped to read a sign next to an oddly placed bush. Not even two seconds later, a man popped out of the bush and made me wet myself. People were filming it. FML I agree, your life sucks 29926 I agree, your life sucks 29926 You deserved it 5326 You deserved it 5326 129 7 3 38 126 By Polmkk - / Thursday 14 February 2019 15:00 / United States
Today, I was walking to the bus stop when I realised that I hadn't got my headphones in and was blasting Eminem whilst walking past a bunch of 5 year olds. He said the 'N' word at the same time. I guess I'm not going to that bus stop any more. FML I agree, your life sucks 988 I agree, your life sucks 988 You deserved it 2195 You deserved it 2195 23 51 8 16 115 By "Luke Payne" - / Sunday 30 December 2019 14:00 /
Today, I was kicked out of my aunt's house for being 15 minutes late for her to pick me up. She told me she doesn't want me to come home and left me in a panicked mess. My sister and brother are on her side and refuse to talk to me. I'm now couch surfing. FML I agree, your life sucks 2182 I agree, your life sucks 2182 Phew, glad it wasn't me 348 Phew, glad it wasn't me 348 23 27 6 154 18 By homelesslyf - / Sunday 30 December 2019 22:00 / Australia - Clayton
Today, I realized the only real accomplishment I've had in my life that I take any pride in is that I've had an FML published. FML I agree, your life sucks 2145 I agree, your life sucks 2145 That could've happened to me 345 That could've happened to me 345 8 34 9 16 199 By - / Thursday 27 December 2018 18:00 / United States - Floral Park
Today, while returning from a class, I stopped to use the bathroom. While in said bath room, someone threw a chip bag filled with piss water into the stall I was using. FML I agree, your life sucks 2490 I agree, your life sucks 2490 Phew, glad it wasn't me 300 Phew, glad it wasn't me 300 11 29 3 210 24 By Zahkrii - / Wednesday 26 December 2018 16:00 /
Today, I fell asleep in the school bus on the way back home when my loud fart woke me and a few other kids up. I am a teacher. FML I agree, your life sucks 2156 I agree, your life sucks 2156 That could've happened to me 305 That could've happened to me 305 15 11 3 18 257 By "AdorableDoxie" - / Monday 17 December 2018 22:00 /
Today, we had a patient projectile vomiting in our ambulance. I didn't know she had puked on our cot until I found it with my bare hand at the hospital. FML I agree, your life sucks 2138 I agree, your life sucks 2138 You deserved it 170 You deserved it 170 6 13 4 134 17 By Vomit - / Monday 17 December 2018 05:00 /
Today, after having my car back for a few months after a $2,000 repair, I got in, only for it to not start. Don't worry. It's not the battery. It's the engine, which was fine yesterday. FML I agree, your life sucks 2202 I agree, your life sucks 2202 You deserved it 133 You deserved it 133 10 24 1 128 14 By "Kaluhaluha" - / Friday 14 December 2018 17:30 /
Today I sneezed and shit myself in bed. It was the first time I ever slept at my girlfriends house, and probably the last time as well. FML I agree, your life sucks 2540 I agree, your life sucks 2540 You deserved it 336 You deserved it 336 14 17 2 69 206 By Anonymous - / Friday 14 December 2018 03:00 /
Today is my birthday. I lit my birthday candles on the cake I made myself and blew them out alone, while my worthless husband sat on the couch stuffing Doritos in his face. My present? He sprayed lysol in the bathroom after he crapped. FML I agree, your life sucks 3522 I agree, your life sucks 3522 You deserved it 473 You deserved it 473 43 87 7 288 48 By Birthday blues - / Thursday 13 December 2018 22:00 /
Today my husband blew a tire in a hidden pothole on the way to work. I picked him up in my car later that day, only to hit an entirely different pothole, bending my rim and catapulting my hubcap into the woods. FML I agree, your life sucks 2423 I agree, your life sucks 2423 You deserved it 133 You deserved it 133 12 15 2 137 53 By Murphy’s Christmas - / Thursday 13 December 2018 13:30 /
Today at work I had recieved a lot of phone calls. I thought maybe it was a scammer line because I never recieve calls. Turns out my phone number was a character's same number in a TV Show. FML I agree, your life sucks 2409 I agree, your life sucks 2409 You deserved it 131 You deserved it 131 18 19 4 39 185 By Idk - / Wednesday 12 December 2018 08:00 / United States - Wilton
Today, I used a new fragrance-free hypoallergenic laundry detergent for my underwear, as I have sensitive skin. I got a rash. FML I agree, your life sucks 1895 I agree, your life sucks 1895 You deserved it 191 You deserved it 191 14 20 3 87 34 By It burns down there - / Tuesday 11 December 2018 17:30 /
Today I remembered to put my work uniform in the wash; as I hit start I got an email notification. My landlord confirmed that the engineer will be out to fix the washing machine tomorrow after my housemate reported it as broken. My clothes are locked in the machine that now won't turn on. FML I agree, your life sucks 1986 I agree, your life sucks 1986 You deserved it 179 You deserved it 179 21 16 3 112 29 By Going to work naked tomorrow - / Tuesday 11 December 2018 04:00 / United Kingdom - Northallerton
Today, I was washing the dishes when I gave myself a nasty gash on my leg from the open dishwasher door. After five minutes of cleaning up the blood and wrapping it up, I came back to finish the job only to drop a plate and send broken shards into my foot. FML I agree, your life sucks 2493 I agree, your life sucks 2493 You deserved it 295 You deserved it 295 6 16 4 181 30 By ouch. - / Monday 10 December 2018 09:30 / United States - Stamford
Today, I was playing card games with some colleagues a won a hand. One mate said jokingly "your mother never loved you!", I replied jokingly "at least your mother loved me"... All of a sudden he punched in the face and said, "don't ever disrespect my mother again". FML I agree, your life sucks 2822 I agree, your life sucks 2822 You deserved it 565 You deserved it 565 13 45 3 82 226 By Anonymous - / Saturday 8 December 2018 12:30 /
Today, my mom wanted me to pick up my cousin from work immediately. I'm in my shirt and underwear with no other clothes and I'm also too young to drive. She said "He won't mind, and just take my drivers license, they'll never know!" FML I agree, your life sucks 2639 I agree, your life sucks 2639 You deserved it 163 You deserved it 163 16 41 8 89 150 By - / Friday 7 December 2018 16:00 / United States - Zephyrhills
Today, stopping at a rest plaza, the cashier at Wendy’s asked my best friend if I was her mom. We are only two years apart. FML I agree, your life sucks 2366 I agree, your life sucks 2366 You deserved it 184 You deserved it 184 10 22 4 51 135 By doilookold - / Friday 7 December 2018 05:00 /
Today, I decided to try an online therapy site seeing as I have been feeling very lonely and don’t have any friends to talk to about my issues. After filling out all the initial forms, the site told me there was no one available to speak to me. FML I agree, your life sucks 2562 I agree, your life sucks 2562 You deserved it 170 You deserved it 170 12 46 6 146 79 By Spencer - / Thursday 6 December 2018 12:30 /
Today, I used my rear windsheild wiper and it shattered a large hole in the glass where the rotating part is. No one can repair the window until tomorrow afternoon. It's snowing. FML I agree, your life sucks 2331 I agree, your life sucks 2331 You deserved it 153 You deserved it 153 14 14 4 157 23 By Crystal Crackles - / Thursday 6 December 2018 05:00 /
Today, my husband threw away the cast iron skillet my family has cooked with for generations because it had some specks of rust that were perfectly fixable. My 5th great-grandfather had that skillet in 1890 when he was a chuck wagon driver for the cowboys during their cattle drives. FML I agree, your life sucks 3701 I agree, your life sucks 3701 You deserved it 204 You deserved it 204 27 26 8 443 21 By family heirloom gone - / Saturday 17 November 2018 12:00 /
Today, it's been weeks since I made a Facebook page to arrange something for my birthday as no one was able to attend last year on short notice. Everyone was game but now everyone is flaking. One friend even said, "I'll see who RSVPs and then decide." FML I agree, your life sucks 2749 I agree, your life sucks 2749 You deserved it 204 You deserved it 204 13 27 5 163 30 By Anonymous - / Tuesday 13 November 2018 17:30 /
Today, after a year and a half of growing out my hair, I decided to get it trimmed at a Superclips. I walked in with a full head of hair and I left bald. At least it was free. FML I agree, your life sucks 2633 I agree, your life sucks 2633 You deserved it 292 You deserved it 292 20 17 6 221 49 By twofade - / Wednesday 24 October 2018 23:00 / United States
Today, I witnessed a postal worker with an important parcel stopping before knocking on my door, shrugging, getting back in his van, and driving away. I couldn't get the door open quickly enough before he left. FML I agree, your life sucks 2698 I agree, your life sucks 2698 You deserved it 151 You deserved it 151 11 29 2 183 34 By Millar - / Wednesday 24 October 2018 00:30 / Australia - Carlton North
Today, my sister asked to use my blow dryer, so I gave her the keys to my apartment. When I came home from work, half my clothes were missing. FML I agree, your life sucks 2629 I agree, your life sucks 2629 You deserved it 438 You deserved it 438 8 25 2 191 70 By Aries_gurl - / Tuesday 23 October 2018 08:00 / United States - Pittsburgh
Today, my sister couldn't find the spare key I gave her for my apartment, so I had to pay a $50 fee to the leasing office. Not 30 minutes after paying, she found the key. In her purse. On her keychain. FML I agree, your life sucks 2827 I agree, your life sucks 2827 You deserved it 283 You deserved it 283 11 58 9 32 153 By Useless Key - / Sunday 2 September 2018 18:30 /
Today, in an attempt to keep a conversation flowing, I panicked and asked a man what country he was from in response to him telling me he was Brazilian. FML I agree, your life sucks 2146 I agree, your life sucks 2146 You deserved it 606 You deserved it 606 7 31 5 13 231 By mastermind - / Wednesday 22 August 2018 23:30 /
Today I was on a date with a beautiful girl and had just finished a $300 dinner when my father called claiming my dog died, of course I left my date and... I agree, your life sucks 1433 I agree, your life sucks 1433 You deserved it 143 You deserved it 143 11
Today I was chatting with the morbidly obese cleaner. After asking her if she had any time off over the holidays, she answered that she hadn't, but she... I agree, your life sucks 801 I agree, your life sucks 801 You deserved it 341 You deserved it 341 7
Canada Today, my girlfriend kept texting me while I was at work, insisting for hours that I leave early because she was so horny. After arguing with my boss and...
Australia Today, I asked the guy of my dreams out to the cinema. After saying to me "It's a date!" I started booking tickets. He said, "Why are you booking two?"...
Today, I got on the bus and the driver said I didn't have to pay since the ticket machine was broken. I was happy to have saved £2.40 until i realised...
Today, my infant son refused to let me put him down for two minutes while I ate breakfast this morning. I was in a hurry to get to an event as it was,...
Today, at work, I received flowers from a Tinder fling gone wrong. He constantly flipped out on me and then would apologize. I finally got tired of it...
Today, I slashed my ass open with a shard of glass. How? I was making out with my crush, and threw my glasses on the ground. I forgot about them when we... I agree, your life sucks 15053 I agree, your life sucks 15053 You deserved it 35856 You deserved it 35856 201
Today, my husband left his cellphone unlocked so I decided to go through it. I found 10 texts threads from 10 different women, one of them from my 18 year... I agree, your life sucks 4660 I agree, your life sucks 4660 Phew, glad it wasn't me 786 Phew, glad it wasn't me 786 49