Long John
By piratequeen - 07/08/2009 17:39 - United States
By piratequeen - 07/08/2009 17:39 - United States
By Anonymous - 20/08/2018 06:00 - United States
By nerp - 29/03/2016 19:44 - Canada - Toronto
By ThePaaaaaain - 05/10/2018 19:38
By Ellamare - 11/02/2016 04:13 - United States - Flint
Hey, it's OP here! Thank you for all the positive and supportive comments. Basically the story goes, we moved into a neighborhood a few months back, and our neighbor had been talking about needing some work done on her house because of lighting issued when we were all first introduced. I knew he dropped by once while I was at work to check out her lights, but he had never previously given me any reason not to trust him. So this came as a surprise to me when he revealed it to me, I guess he just somehow assumed I knew and I just didn't care. So yeah, there goes the end of a 3 year relationship. I guess all I can say now is good riddance to bad love.
By Emma - 05/01/2016 03:08 - United Kingdom - Rawtenstall
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
By katinka - 24/04/2017 18:11
Hey guys! OP here. First of all: yay, one of my submissions finally made it! So, to clear some things up: 1. The fml is obviously about me being embarrassed to death that this happened. I wanted to make a good first impression and I was so nervous and I forgot to put the cup away. It's defiantly not about me thinking she made an unreasonable request or anything. 2. The cup was emptied and thoroughly cleaned. I had left it on the edge of the sink to dry off before putting it away and I accidentally forgot about it. She saw that and was fine with touching it, so it wasn't really something disgusting, just a very, very unfortunate thing to happen on our very first day of living together. 3. This happened a while ago, and neither I or my roomie think it's a big deal. We're both fine with, you know, women occasionally not covering up all evidence of having their period once in a while. It was just incredibly embarrassing and awkward when it happened, but now we're all good! :) Cheers!
By Amk - 28/04/2017 14:00 - United States - Fayetteville
By AlwaysAfraid - 23/10/2015 22:33 - United States
By Rekt - 10/11/2016 05:40 - United States - Federal Way
By zachjm98 - 15/09/2015 10:31 - Canada - Ottawa
OP here!! Wow, thanks for the funny comments, guys! If I knew this would have gotten featured so quickly I would have made an account beforehand! Anyways, quick follow-up: This "class" of mine is actually a co-op program in music for songwriting/recording/touring which I'm doing a second time now. My teacher knows me well, the student in question is my best friend and her father found the incident to be quite funny actually. All is good!
By SpooningLeadstoForking - 29/06/2017 00:00
By Anonymous - 25/10/2016 05:06
By SayCheese - 02/04/2013 22:52 - Canada - Prince George
By willywonks - 21/03/2009 05:33 - United States
By justplaindumb - 04/08/2016 00:48 - United States - Des Moines
By reallydevonte - 01/08/2016 17:30 - United States - Memphis
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Huntsville
By Prepper? - 06/12/2017 01:30
By Gottalovepeople - 31/12/2017 01:34
By mermaidkeels - 18/06/2016 08:51 - United States
By paid to scoop ice cream not nana-sit - 17/06/2016 03:13 - United States - Fall River
By Lostring - 02/07/2018 20:30
By HomeAlone - 24/04/2016 04:45 - United States
By Sady_Ct - 18/11/2018 01:07 - Australia
I do know what an audio book is. I thought I clicked on the ebook and only after I went to open it did I realise it wasn’t an Ebook but an audio book. They didn’t have the same title in the ebook. I got a refund after a couple of days.
By rattledwife666 - 21/01/2017 14:00
By anon - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States
By anon - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Spencer
By Eleanor - 20/02/2017 00:00 - United Kingdom - Leeds
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OP here :) Had to make an account to say - thank you! Talked to my mother and it seems she also has her nerve pinched at the elbow so I guess I inherited it. Unfortunately, looking at my chosen field :P And I've already spent 3 years studying, I am definetly NOT giving up now just because of some stupid uncooperative arm. Also because university here is free, but only if you finish it on the first try. You get one extra year if you want to change fields or fail a year or whatever, but that's it. Everything else you have to pay. Unfortunately I already spent my extra year due to unrelated medical reasons. Oh well...