By Inez333 - 03/04/2019 02:00
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By isellorangez - 09/10/2015 18:27 - United States - Pittsburgh
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Hey, I'm the op and this is my first fml so I hope I'm doing this right. I thought I should say a few things based on some of the comments I read. No, I was not just being an asshat to everyone, I just posted a thread explaining myself and such. Shortly after I posted it I got banned for "attention seeking" and that's all the information I was given. Oh and all the people saying "******* emo" and such, I guess I look like the stereotypical emo, but seriously you could be a bit more mature about things.
By deranged - 25/05/2017 19:00 - Ukraine - Pirogov
By Rekt - 10/11/2016 05:40 - United States - Federal Way
I'm a dumbass
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
Family snapshot
By Anonymous - 25/10/2016 05:06
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By justplaindumb - 04/08/2016 00:48 - United States - Des Moines
Rude!
By reallydevonte - 01/08/2016 17:30 - United States - Memphis
Old Yeller
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Huntsville
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Get out
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Long John
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By ThePaaaaaain - 05/10/2018 19:38
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OP here :) Had to make an account to say - thank you! Talked to my mother and it seems she also has her nerve pinched at the elbow so I guess I inherited it. Unfortunately, looking at my chosen field :P And I've already spent 3 years studying, I am definetly NOT giving up now just because of some stupid uncooperative arm. Also because university here is free, but only if you finish it on the first try. You get one extra year if you want to change fields or fail a year or whatever, but that's it. Everything else you have to pay. Unfortunately I already spent my extra year due to unrelated medical reasons. Oh well...
Close to the edge
By itssomething - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Netherlands - Utrecht
Group discussion
By ThatSped - 18/02/2016 03:22 - Canada - Moncton
Customers from hell
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
By Foxy0706 - 10/11/2015 19:27 - United States - Baton Rouge
By Porkletmon - 25/12/2016 20:49 - United States - Philadelphia
Porkletmon tells us more.
OP here. I didn't create an account because I didn't think this would get posted. Thanks for making my day! I just wanted to clarify some things, especially about the olive oil and vinegar gift set. The father is Italian and appreciates a good bottle of vinegar and oil, I'm not talking about the regular kinds you can get at the supermarket, but olive oil that is cold pressed and infused with rosemary herbs, the vinegar is infused with dark espresso and they both gushed about it. Now, about the soap, it is not "fancy" or thoughtful, it was a square bar of soap (think Dial) in a Ziplock bag, the soap had no wrappings. Had I not notice the foul odor coming from the armpit area of the dress, I would have agreed that the dress probably just absorbed some of the smell from her house, but in this case, I highly doubt it. Also, the dress tag was put in through a thread loop, not through the fabrics, and the tag was already yellowed with stains. The Coach leather bag itself had a strong leather smell, but what I smelled was something resembling sweaty feet, the purse had dried white stains on it and parts of the leather was scratched up. Needless to say, you won't see me wearing any of those things on New Years Eve. Happy Holidays everyone!
By I'm my husband's second mom - 03/11/2015 07:14 - United States - Dickson
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This is mine. I was really more embarrassed and kind of horrified by the damage to the carts- two of them had broken plastic parts and one had a bent frame- but the manager was very calm about it and apologized for it even malfunctioning. I try not to use the buggies, but I have a disorder that makes my joints prone to dislocation and my soft tissue prone to tearing- and after I torn a ligament in my leg pushing a buggy, my doctor told me not to push cart anymore. It was even further off the table with the high ankle sprain I had. So, yeah, I count as "disabled." Also, my name is not Jade, but it helps to know this sort of shenanigans happens to other people.