Nearly FMLs

By Love sucks - 25/01/2016 14:02 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my boyfriend of almost a year finally added me on Instagram. When I followed him back I saw he still had pictures of his ex up and none of me. FML

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By Final Boss Veigar - 25/01/2016 13:55 - United States - New York

Today, my mom's boyfriend and his son ridiculed me again for liking and still watching cartoons at my age. I'm a cartoonist and been feeding their lazy asses for almost 2 years now. FML

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By AustrianCow - 25/01/2016 13:54 - Austria - Vorchdorf

Today, I was being located and followed for miles by a police car, without even noticing, because a friend of mine had accidently put her phone into my bag and called the police, thinking someone had stolen it.

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By dlaz - 25/01/2016 13:49 - United States - Lindenhurst

Today, I figured out that my crush doesn't like me, she likes my best friend, my best friend however doesn't like her. He likes someone that likes me, FML

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By GregFML - 25/01/2016 13:40 - United States - Richmond

Today, my roommate informed me that one of her snakes are loose in the apartment... again. FML

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By Excel-ant - 25/01/2016 13:39 - Slovakia - Bratislava

Today, my boss asked me to spellcheck this important document about national eGovernment. He and other well-paid people just elaborated details of strategy I developed as a homework. Noone will ever know it's my work and I will continue to spellcheck and format Excel tables for living.FML

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By brokebutnotbroke - 25/01/2016 13:29 - Sweden - Fagersta

Today, I have tried and failed to do bank stuff so many times I now have no clue as to how one does it properly. Thus, I will have no access to money when I go abroad tomorrow. Or during the four months I'll be gone. FML.

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By hannah - 25/01/2016 13:25 - Anonymous Proxy

Today, I found out my dad has kept home videos of every embarrassing moment since I was born and put them on Youtube. I told mum to have him delete them, instead she told all the other local mums about it. The videos include my first nappy change and me freaking out when I got my first period. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2016 13:25 - United States - Houston

Today, my mom informed me that my dad is uncircumcised. I don't think I'll ever get that image out of my head. FML

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By tittyboomboom - 25/01/2016 13:23 - Australia - Forestdale

Today, I found out my expensive new bikini goes completely see through when it gets wet.....while I was at a crowded beach. FML

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By riffraff - 25/01/2016 13:05 - United States - Pasadena

Today, at work I found out the girls get paid more to stand up front and look pretty while the guys work like dogs for less. FML

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By Angry Parents - 25/01/2016 12:58 - United States - Woodside

Today, I finally replaced my aging iPad with a new model. My parents insisted I give them my old one, even though I said software updates have left it unusable. After they used it for an hour, they were furious that I "tricked" them into taking it and said I should get them a brand new iPad. FML

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By SkillUpSkillet - 25/01/2016 12:47 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, I woke up and wrestled with the decision of which was easier: going to work, or suicide. No job should ever cause this much stress and anxiety. FML

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By sir poops a lot - 25/01/2016 12:33 - Guam - Barrigada

Today, I was pretty gassy but I didn't think much of it. I felt a big fart coming so I let it rip and after I started walking and felt something warm in my underpants. FML

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By navysucks - 25/01/2016 12:31 - United States - Apo

Today, I was on a naval ship in the middle of the ocean. I'm a 30 year old man. I'm surrounded by 20 year old kids that out rank me. They bully me because I'm "old and bald." FML.

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By lunar999 - 25/01/2016 12:27 - United Kingdom - Nottingham

Today, i shook up my roommates small bottle of soda which he left in the kitchen. After i noticed him taking it into his room where his laptop is i warned him so nothing got damaged. He said "thanks" and then opened it on top of my TV, all the electrics have shorted. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2016 12:15 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I overheard my boyfriend making racist remarks about the Chinese. I'm Chinese.

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By anotherlovelessyear - 25/01/2016 12:09

Today, my now ex girlfriend told me that travelling 2 miles to my house was to stressful so our once every 2 months visits will have to stop. As her anxiety stops her leaving the house. Turns out her facebook says she parties 4 nights a week. There are photos to prove this. FML

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By F*ck School - 25/01/2016 12:09 - United States - Wallingford

Today, I finished the hardest Midterm I've ever taken in my 4 years of High School. An hour later I get an email from my teacher saying he Lost my papers. It's worth 165 points and is 15% of my final grade for the class. FML.

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By home wrecker - 25/01/2016 12:04 - United States - Tunnel Hill

Today, I had sex with a guy I met on Tinder, thinking he was really nice. The sex didn't even last ten seconds. I searched him on Facebook when he wasn't responding to my messages. He WAS in a relationship, and I'm now a home wrecker. FML

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By SapphireBlueELF - 25/01/2016 11:13 - Malaysia - Petaling Jaya

Today, I screenshot something to send to my sister. I accidentally sent her a link to a porn site instead. Now she she's threatening to tell my mom. FML

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By samwilliams800 - 25/01/2016 10:51 - United States - Wisconsin Rapids

Today, I was awoken at 3:30 am by my upstairs neighbors. Once again they were going at it like crazed rabbits. This wouldn't be so bad if he only lasted 30 seconds like usual. It's been almost 2 hours now. Who needs sleep? Not me apparently. FML

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By ZheiraBlue - 25/01/2016 10:45 - United States - Salem

Today I learned that my boss blatantly lied to HR about me bringing in my identification because she didn't want to admit that she lost the scanned copie. I lost my job over this. FML

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By SleeplessAndSheepless - 25/01/2016 10:32 - United States - Vancouver

Today, my upstairs neighbors decided to take a shower at 2 AM. Their bathroom is right above my bedroom. I guess they're carrying on the tradition set by my first neighbors to be loud and obnoxious all hours of the night. FML

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By anon - 25/01/2016 10:22 - United States - Riverside

Today, my sister showed me one of her weird tv shows. I watched one episode and couldn't stop and its now "early morning." I've been crying for two episodes, because they killed my favorite character, and I have an exam today on a book I haven't even started later today, FML

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By partyalldayxo - 25/01/2016 10:01 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were arguing in the middle of it he blurted out "could you stop talking? I've got a better job for that mouth". Safe to say we never resolved that issue. FML

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By Pineapple_Salad - 25/01/2016 09:07 - Australia - Perth

Today, I came home to find that my door had been kicked down. I found a used condom on my bedroom floor. FML

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By damnson - 25/01/2016 08:36 - United States - Santa Monica

Today, I took my 21 year old female cousin to her first bar. She got wasted pretty badly and began screaming and crying. Embarrassed, I took her outside and decided to drop her off back home. On the way, she confessed her love for me and said we would make cute babies. FML

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By Client Confidentiality - 25/01/2016 08:34 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I was sending an e-mail to all my clients. It should have been in BCC to protect their (very sensitive) client confidentiality. I was out of it and sent it to them normally, allowing them to see everyone else's e-mail. One of them is a CEO and noticed my mistake immediately.

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By drew - 25/01/2016 08:28 - United States - Santa Monica

Today, I went on a gaming marathon that lasted for 19 hours straight. In that time I had consumed over 9 cans of monster and 4 cans of red bull. My heart was beating so fast I thought I was going to die. I called 911 and was rushed to the emergency room. I was discharged shortly after. FML.

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Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and a few coworkers when my stomach started growling. It was nearly lunchtime and I guess I was hungry. I tried to play it off like it was just a passing rumble, but it wouldn't stop. Eventually, my boss asked if I needed to use the restroom. FML

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Today, my bratty sister shoved me overboard during a boat ride. Not ten seconds after being pulled back on board, I got an earful of abuse from my parents. My sister is the family favorite and they refuse to believe that I didn't "provoke" her. FML

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Today, I called out of work, making an elaborate claim my wife was sick, and that I HAD to stay home to take care of her, because I have never played hooky from work before. That afternoon, at a minor league hockey game as I'm buying a hotdog with my wife, my boss from behind me asked, "How's the fam?" FML

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Today, I was taking my earrings out and thought I had lost the back of one. Turns out my ear infection has caused the flesh of my ear to grow around and engulf the back of my earring and it is still stuck in there. FML

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Today, after telling me his other girlfriend is pregnant, my boyfriend said we should stay together so I could help out with the baby. FML

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Today, my older brother managed to convince my younger sister that she's actually a boy, and that she'll soon be getting a penis in the mail, which she excitedly told everyone she could. He convinced me of the exact same thing as well several years ago. FML

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