tittyboomboom - 25/01/2016 13:23 - Australia - Forestdale Today, I found out my expensive new bikini goes completely see through when it gets wet.....while I was at a crowded beach. FML 0 0
Today, the highlight of my day was that the gas station I work at finally got a new mop head. FML 27 967 4 088
Today, at work, the prizes were given to the employee of the month. They come in to surprise the winner and give prizes. They come over to my cubicle and cover me with silly string. Jokingly, I said: "Do you guys have the wrong cubicle? " They did. The guy in the next cubicle won. FML 55 533 6 717
Today, my mother broke into my emails and rejected the best job offer I’ve ever had, all because the job is on the other side of the country, and she’s a selfish bitch who doesn't want to be left completely alone, since she has no friends and our relatives don’t speak to her anymore. FML 1 379 118
Today, I was that person in the pharmacy that held the line up for 25 minutes. When I got home, I realized I left my prescriptions in the shopping cart in the store's parking lot. FML 2 777 1 908
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML 32 718 5 299
Today, during the party for my last day at my old job, my office wife professed her love for me. We’re both married, we have no chemistry, and I’ve been dumping my work on her for three years. FML 325 1 100