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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 331
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About yo_crush : Whoaaaa you clicked on my profile.. I don't know why.. I mean seriously this is just a a biiigggg waste of your time, you could be doing better things than reading this.. Like, eating, or sleeping, or wiping.. But noo you're still reading this, damn I would've clicked off this profile by now... Hey hey hey guess what.. Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down, Never gonna run around and desert you, Never gonna make you cry, Never gonna say goodbye, Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.. You've just been rickrolled.. Good day, sir

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Fucked!<b>Alicestraza</b> - the 12/16/2014 at 12:19pm

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