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xkncas
  • Town/Country : Santa Clarita, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 17 November 1985 (28 years)
  • Number of visits : 242
  • Number of comments : 120
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About xkncas : Musician, narcissist, great in bed.

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Today, my mom let me stay home from school, because I was sick. We both agreed not to tell my dad, since he's adamant that I never miss even one day of school. A few hours after my mom left for work, he came back home, with another woman. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (63457) - you deserved it (2634)

On 10/18/2013 at 12:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Norway (Hordaland)



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