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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 17 November 1985 (30 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 473
  • Number of comments : 120
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About xkncas : Musician, narcissist, great in bed.

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100 kick ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

An insomniac or a creature of the dark

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

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xkncas's favorite FMLs

Today, my mom let me stay home from school, because I was sick. We both agreed not to tell my dad, since he's adamant that I never miss even one day of school. A few hours after my mom left for work, he came back home, with another woman. FML


I agree, your life sucks (71805) - you deserved it (3406)

On 10/18/2013 at 12:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Norway (Hordaland)

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Friday 5 February 2016

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