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xjames_c

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  • Town/Country : Phoenix, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 1 June 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 302
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About xjames_c : Hello👋🏻 My name is James. I'm an outdoorsy guy who loves to hike, bike and camp. I also enjoy playing football, basketball and golf. Additionally, I love to read. my favorite books are Catcher in the rye and outliers

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Today, I realized that the shorts I have been wearing all day say "Juicy" on the ass. My name is John. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14526) - you deserved it (51897)

On 09/08/2009 at 9:33pm - misc - by JuicyJohn (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I realized that the shorts I have been wearing all day say "Juicy" on the ass. My name is John. FML

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133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14526) - you deserved it (51897)

On 09/08/2009 at 9:33pm - misc - by JuicyJohn (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I realized that the shorts I have been wearing all day say "Juicy" on the ass. My name is John. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14526) - you deserved it (51897)

On 09/08/2009 at 9:33pm - misc - by JuicyJohn (man) - United States (Connecticut)



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