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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 September 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 662
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About xAmybbx : This is not a dating profile in a dating site but a social profile for users with a common interest in dark humours on souls plagued with misfortunes.

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Today, my family and I went on a hike to a local abandoned gold mine, with the hopes of being able to explore the caves. What we didn't expect was four miles of treacherous, rocky, near vertical trails that led to the mine. Once we finally got there, exhausted, it was blocked off for safety reasons. FML


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