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vegasteen_92
  • Town/Country : Las Vegas, USA
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Monday 10 February 1992 (22 years)
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About vegasteen_92 : I'm 21 years old. Happily married to my best friend an have a beautiful daughter born in June 2012. I love reading fmls on my free time. Everyone is welcome to message to talk and what not. Have a nice day. :)

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