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About vegasteen_92 : I'm 21 years old. Happily married to my best friend an have a beautiful daughter born in June 2012. I love reading fmls on my free time. Everyone is welcome to message to talk and what not. Have a nice day. :)
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Today, I crawled into bed with my boyfriend. He was snoring loudly which is how I knew he was passed out cold. Once I was under the blanket next to him, he slowly turned over, stared me straight in the face and said, "I have to kill you". Then started snoring again. FML
Thursday 10 April 2014