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urallosers
  • Town/Country : boston, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 22 November 1982 (31 years)
  • Number of visits : 14873
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About urallosers : i'm on this site for one reason and one reason only. Becuase the things that happen to these people are some of the worst things that I've ever heard, and as a writer it's hard for me to think of things like that because, i guess, my life has never been 'f@$%ed'. Everyone that posts on here has little to no self-respect, even if their entries remain annonymous. My philosophy is that unless you died (which would make you unable to post) your life isn't over and you should be able to pick yourself up and carry on. If it doesn't kill you, it should make you stronger or wiser. From reading most of the entries on here, it seems like everyone else has a much bleaker outlook towards life.

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Today, I found some oversized-strawberry-spree candies in my pantry. They were delicious and I munched on them through out the day. I ended up in and out, but mostly in, the bathroom in the dead hours of the night experiencing the wonders and effectiveness of Fruit Flavored Fiber pills. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11499) - you deserved it (40498)

On 05/28/2009 at 3:14am - health - by KKimrae_ness (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got accepted to the North America Scholar Consortium as a Member of the Highest Honor, which I had applied for a few weeks ago. Happy to be able to add something good to my resume, I called my mom excitedly, and then Googled it to ascertain the level of prestige. Turns out it's a scam. FML

#852442
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37448) - you deserved it (21220)

On 04/07/2009 at 12:45pm - misc - by AlmostScdOtOf68Bucks (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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Today, I was at the beach walking on the boardwalk without a shirt on. Two cute girls are walking my way and I decide to try and impress them by flexing my abs. While I flexed them, I accidentally let a fart out that everyone heard. Everybody, including the girls, laughed hysterically at me. FML

#852008
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10291) - you deserved it (60573)

On 04/07/2009 at 12:12pm - misc - by gotmon3y (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was hungry and decided to nibble on some cheez-its I had in my room. After I had enjoyed some of them, I looked into the box to see how many I had left, where I noticed a lot of little black moving dots. Apparently I wasn't the only one enjoying the crackers. FML

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113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51239) - you deserved it (13602)

On 04/05/2009 at 11:19pm - misc - by hungry (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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