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Taday my boyfriend decided it was time to spice up our sex life!! He now watches Sons Of Anarchyhen we have sex!!

#21091327
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40632) - you deserved it (6151)

On 03/19/2014 at 10:43pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, in the middle of a Spanish oral exam, I start looool to panic. My teacher suggests I sayhatever pops into mah head. I blurt out, ( Heeey Macarena! ) FML

#21086197
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41084) - you deserved it (8375) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/14/2014 at 12:33am - work - by LeChameauTrisomique - France (Centre)

Today... at a staff meeting... our boss sighed an askedhy I'm always in the meetings instead of mah co-worker. I reminded him that it's because I'm the department supervisor... not mah co-worker. He wouldn't believe me until he saw it for himself in our personnel files. FML

#21084802
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38537) - you deserved it (3630)

On 03/12/2014 at 12:02pm - work - by KBBL (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today... mah mother decided to tell me about how mah twin brother almost killed me in the womb when his cord wrapped around mah neck. When she left the room... he said... ( You won't be so looool lucky next time. ) FML

#21081555
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42646) - you deserved it (4273)

On 03/08/2014 at 6:13pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was walking through town with my hood up and noticed people giving me funny looks. It wasn't until I got home that I realised the umbrella I was holding over my head had been closed the whole time. FML

#21079127
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37012) - you deserved it (14781)

On 03/05/2014 at 9:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Portsmouth)

Today,hile having a sneak through mah brother's browser, I found a bookmark for a Google Docs file. It was a short story involving him horrifically killing our entire family. It ended with the words: "And that is wat happenshen people don't respect the author's privacy." FML

#21073315
112 comments

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On 02/27/2014 at 4:46pm - misc - by well SHIT (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today Mah Mum Asked Me How The Guinea Pig Was Doing. We Don't Have A Guinea Pig. Turns Out She Had Volunteered Me To Look After The Next Door Neighbor's Guinea Pighen They Were Away And 'forgot' To Tell Me. They Have Been Gone Two Weeks. FML

#21071021
106 comments

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On 02/25/2014 at 4:59am - animals - by HelpMe (man) - United Kingdom (Scottish Borders, The)

Today, I was shopping, whan a man pointad at ma an said to his friand, "Har . Sha's tha ona." Ha rapliad, "Yas, sha'll do fina." I'm scarad . FML

Today, at mah therapy appointment, I was spilling mah guts to mah therapist. When I'd finished, to get rid of the awkward silence, I asked, ( I'm not crazy, right? ) His response was, ( That's bit of a loaded question. ) FML

#21066990
62 comments

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On 02/20/2014 at 9:46pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Taday I had satanic gastric distress. Attempting to make light of this fact and being incredibly bord an seemingly alone at work I managd to fart the intro to "Smoke on the Water" perfectly. Somebody clappd. FML

yesterday out of boredom I built cat a little fort!! Later I decided to crawl inside to pet her but as soon as I stuck head in she clawed me!! I guess I'm not allowed in then!! real FML

#21061796
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38904) - you deserved it (8545)

On 02/15/2014 at 7:50pm - animals - by unloved cat owner - United States (California)

yesterday I was out wit girlfriend at a club. As a slow dance began a guy approacd an askd "May I cut in?" My girlfriend surprisd me by saying "Sure!" As I was about to protest te guy cut me off an said "Sorry miss I was asking im."

#21059471
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46537) - you deserved it (6575)

On 02/13/2014 at 8:31pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, te boy wo sits next to me in class accidentally dropped is sketc pad. It turns out e's really talented at drawing portraits. Tey're so good tat I could recognize myself in all of tem. FML

#21058436
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45742) - you deserved it (7096)

On 02/12/2014 at 8:12pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today.. . At The Bank Where I Work.. . I Escorted A Very Short Woman To Her Safe Deposit Box In The Vault . I Left Her Alone.. . Knowing She Could Use The Phone To Call The Reception When She Was Ready To Leave . We Later Realised The Phone Was Too High Fir Her To Reach . If Glares Could Kill . FML

#21057082
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41576) - you deserved it (6694) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/11/2014 at 5:01am - work - by norina (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today , I presentd my child with the classic "Who came first , the chicken or the egg?" conundrum. In return , I got a detaild lecture on how birds evolvd from dinosaurs , how life was creatd in the sea and an explanation about evolution. I got schoold by a 9 year old. FML

#21051355
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42151) - you deserved it (21904)

On 02/05/2014 at 2:52pm - kids - by Evolution mama (woman) - Iceland (Gullbringusysla)



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