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Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML

#19463606
585 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13765) - you deserved it (55366) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML

#19146778
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14420) - you deserved it (33426)

On 02/23/2012 at 3:25pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML

#19146778
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14420) - you deserved it (33426)

On 02/23/2012 at 3:25pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, the cute guy in my class asked if I wanted to come over to his house to "study" on Saturday for our finals. I went to his house expecting a good time. He actually wanted to study. FML

#18534413
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11332) - you deserved it (48571)

On 12/17/2011 at 8:30am - love - by SuperCoolGurl (woman) - Australia

Today, I found out the people I babysit for have a nanny cam. Problem is, when I'm there, I act out scenarios in which I have the sweetest boyfriend. I also say his parts out loud in a man's voice. FML

#17932386
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12784) - you deserved it (39818)

On 10/08/2011 at 12:49am - work - by Laura - United States

Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been going out for 3 days. FML

#17794409
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40763) - you deserved it (4912)

On 09/21/2011 at 8:38am - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I gave my boyfriend a blowjob. It gave him a panic attack. FML

#17685496
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30495) - you deserved it (4832)

On 09/07/2011 at 12:10am - intimacy - by Nublet (woman) - United States

Today, my house got watermeloned. Not egged, watermeloned. FML

#17564993
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37450) - you deserved it (3285)

On 08/24/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by skichick54 - United States (Washington)

Today, I had to say "Put away your burrito," "that ruler is not a light saber," and "stop making dog noises" all in the same sentence at work. I teach Advanced Placement Calculus to high school seniors. FML

#17526799
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31586) - you deserved it (4778)

On 08/20/2011 at 3:42am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my husband, who is in the Navy, had a couple of his sailor friends over to hang out. The stereotype about their swearing is true. My two year old now won't stop saying "Fuck." FML

#17224016
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31203) - you deserved it (4729)

On 07/23/2011 at 12:05am - kids - by oliveoyl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my six year old son came up to me with his arms spread and said, "I feel like a hug." I got really excited and hopeful because he is very anti-social and hates physical contact. As soon as I stood up to hug him he said "Feeling's gone" and walked away. FML

#17134448
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39512) - you deserved it (4257)

On 07/16/2011 at 9:28am - kids - by Rejected (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I introduced my first serious boyfriend to my mother over dinner. He is Asian. My mom insisted on calling him "Ching Chong". His name is Kevin. FML

#16918734
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51308) - you deserved it (4750)

On 06/30/2011 at 3:24am - misc - by asianlover (woman) - Finland (Western Finland)

Today, my boyfriend came before I'd even unbuttoned my pants. FML

#16877997
351 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55206) - you deserved it (7123)

On 06/27/2011 at 4:56am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, while bending over to get the brownies I was making out of the oven, my husband slapped my butt. I fell into the oven. FML

#15619603
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72773) - you deserved it (5894)

On 04/03/2011 at 11:14am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my babysitter called to inform me that my grandfather is stalking her. FML

#15237073
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30477) - you deserved it (2631)

On 03/08/2011 at 1:47am - misc - by ToxicSuicide (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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