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sugarysofalof
  • Town/Country : Denver, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 432
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 25 posted

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Today, I found out the people I babysit for have a nanny cam. Problem is, when I'm there, I act out scenarios in which I have the sweetest boyfriend. I also say his parts out loud in a man's voice. FML

#17932386
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10387) - you deserved it (29303)

On 10/08/2011 at 12:49am - work - by Laura - United States

Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been going out for 3 days. FML

#17794409
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37937) - you deserved it (4650)

On 09/21/2011 at 8:38am - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I gave my boyfriend a blowjob. It gave him a panic attack. FML

#17685496
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28571) - you deserved it (4580)

On 09/07/2011 at 12:10am - intimacy - by Nublet (woman) - United States

Today, my house got watermeloned. Not egged, watermeloned. FML

#17564993
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33285) - you deserved it (2974)

On 08/24/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by skichick54 - United States (Washington)

Today, I had to say "Put away your burrito," "that ruler is not a light saber," and "stop making dog noises" all in the same sentence at work. I teach Advanced Placement Calculus to high school seniors. FML

#17526799
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28103) - you deserved it (4424)

On 08/20/2011 at 3:42am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my husband, who is in the Navy, had a couple of his sailor friends over to hang out. The stereotype about their swearing is true. My two year old now won't stop saying "Fuck." FML

#17224016
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26680) - you deserved it (4344)

On 07/23/2011 at 12:05am - kids - by oliveoyl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my six year old son came up to me with his arms spread and said, "I feel like a hug." I got really excited and hopeful because he is very anti-social and hates physical contact. As soon as I stood up to hug him he said "Feeling's gone" and walked away. FML

#17134448
273 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35160) - you deserved it (3907)

On 07/16/2011 at 9:28am - kids - by Rejected (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I introduced my first serious boyfriend to my mother over dinner. He is Asian. My mom insisted on calling him "Ching Chong". His name is Kevin. FML

#16918734
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46383) - you deserved it (4382)

On 06/30/2011 at 3:24am - misc - by asianlover (woman) - Finland (Western Finland)

Today, while bending over to get the brownies I was making out of the oven, my husband slapped my butt. I fell into the oven. FML

#15619603
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70064) - you deserved it (5708)

On 04/03/2011 at 11:14am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my babysitter called to inform me that my grandfather is stalking her. FML

#15237073
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26105) - you deserved it (2319)

On 03/08/2011 at 1:47am - misc - by ToxicSuicide (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went to see a famous rapper perform. My girlfriend got us up to the front to get pictures with him. He went to give me a high-five, I thought it was a fist-bump, so I made a fist. So he made a fist while I made a palm to match his retracted high-five. Then I panicked, cupped his fist and ran. FML

#13986029
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9175) - you deserved it (19856)

On 11/26/2010 at 10:43am - misc - by blackitalian - United States

Today, my parents asked me if I had a nice time with my girlfriend at the amusement park I took her to yesterday. She was pretty freaked out by some of the rides so without thinking I said, "Yeah, but she sure is a screamer." My parents then exchange a look and say, "Oh trust us, we know." FML

#13836763
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11285) - you deserved it (25602)

On 11/14/2010 at 2:36am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, I noticed I give myself pep-talks when I'm lonely. FML

#13010749
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18673) - you deserved it (5021)

On 09/11/2010 at 10:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend changing. She responded by screaming, throwing herself on the ground to avoid me seeing her, and crawling into the bathroom. We've been living together for 2 months. FML

#12948650
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31211) - you deserved it (4629)

On 09/07/2010 at 1:06pm - love - by drew - United States (Georgia)

Today, I woke up from a dream in which I had a penis. Apparently I talk in my sleep, because my boyfriend kept staring at my crotch. FML

#12915850
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25966) - you deserved it (4202)

On 09/05/2010 at 10:20am - intimacy - by urgg (woman) - United States



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