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  • Birth Date : Monday 28 October 1991 (22 years)
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Today, a bug buzzed into my ear. In response, I punched myself in the face. FML

Today, I had to go to the emergency room with my sister, due to involuntary muscle spasms she was having. They gave her a muscle relaxer which caused her to be extremely tired and loopy. She decided to start singing loudly with a song she made up about butt fucking. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47798) - you deserved it (4530)

On 04/27/2013 at 8:42am - health - by seekerglow176 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my school took part in a standardized state test. After finishing, I decided to take a nap, only to be awoken by the test monitor, who wanted me to leave. Apparently, I was ferociously farting in my sleep and was disturbing the people still taking the test. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55401) - you deserved it (12352)

On 04/24/2013 at 3:14pm - misc - by Skyler - United States



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