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Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a zit. FML

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126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45636) - you deserved it (20712)

On 06/09/2014 at 3:36pm - health - by blanknameisblank (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend shrieking at the top of his lungs. I ran into the dining room where he was, to find him standing on the table screaming "Kill it!" while pointing at an unmoving spider the size of a Tic Tac on the wall. FML

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139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43865) - you deserved it (6271)

On 06/08/2014 at 11:10am - love - by eightleggedtictac - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, a bug buzzed into my ear. In response, I punched myself in the face. FML

Today, I had to go to the emergency room with my sister, due to involuntary muscle spasms she was having. They gave her a muscle relaxer which caused her to be extremely tired and loopy. She decided to start singing loudly with a song she made up about butt fucking. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49959) - you deserved it (4706)

On 04/27/2013 at 8:42am - health - by seekerglow176 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my school took part in a standardized state test. After finishing, I decided to take a nap, only to be awoken by the test monitor, who wanted me to leave. Apparently, I was ferociously farting in my sleep and was disturbing the people still taking the test. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56971) - you deserved it (12763)

On 04/24/2013 at 3:14pm - misc - by Skyler - United States



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