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About mysterypersona : I'm just mainly here for the giggles. But if you must know, you can call me MystryPersona, unless you can say something shorter. I love the arts. All arts. I'm going to perform a play soon. I write poetry. I paint. I'm working on about five novel ideas right now. Also, I'm very random. Purple cows=funky ninjas. I love this website.

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Today, at lunch, a fly was buzzing around my food. I managed to kill the fly in my napkin in midair. I continued my lunch, pleased with my amazing ninja skills. When I was done with my lunch, I wiped my mouth with the napkin. I can still taste bug guts. Karma. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11423) - you deserved it (35262)

On 10/22/2009 at 12:19am - animals - by munckncruncj15 (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I discovered that my parents rooted through our house looking for junk to sell at a garage sale. They sold all of my books from my bookshelf. When I freaked, out my mom said 'well you never read them'. There was about $300 hidden between the pages of those books. They made $60. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49128) - you deserved it (9262)

On 08/27/2009 at 2:58am - misc - by gonebabygone - United States (Arizona)



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