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  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 December 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 672
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About myeverydaymylife : Hi there~
My name is Tiffany I'm just here to read ridiculous stories of people's bad days to entertain myself hahaha
Feel free to msg me if you think you have good jokes, particularly chemistry related - I'm kind of a geeky dork :D

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myeverydaymylife's favorite FMLs

Today, I got a nose piercing. I was asleep at the time in my backyard, and the piercer was a snake. FML

Today, my phone kept beeping, so I put it on silent and went back to sleep. When I woke up later, I found the guy I went on a date with last night had sent dozens of messages. The first was "Good morning! :)" and the last was "Answer me u fuckin cunt!!!!" I think I'm staying single. FML

#21439620
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28335) - you deserved it (2884)

On 07/10/2015 at 3:54pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, as always, I have a type of eczema that flares up when I'm stressed out or anxious. And today, the girl I've been in love with for 4 years asked me out on a date. We meet up in a few hours, and right now I look like I have smallpox. FML

#21439553
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25114) - you deserved it (1595)

On 07/10/2015 at 1:07pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, the man who stole my laptop at the train station yesterday used the contact information I had written on it to call me and ask for the password. FML

#21424633
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27551) - you deserved it (1944)

On 06/11/2015 at 6:46pm - misc - by what - United States (California)

Today, our mouse problem finally started to go away. Now we have a snake problem. FML

#21423927
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23455) - you deserved it (1939)

On 06/10/2015 at 1:55pm - misc - by Eisenhorn (man) - United States

Today, I asked my boss for a couple of days off to recover from a nasty ear infection which has left me hard of hearing. However, he didn't understand why that would affect my job and refused. I work in a telephone call centre. FML

#21423846
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27873) - you deserved it (1804)

On 06/10/2015 at 9:26am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I saw a woman being mugged. I ran up to help and pushed the guy off of her. She then punched me in the face and called the cops because she was, "just living out a fantasy" and I'm, "a lunatic for trying to help." FML

#21423823
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29128) - you deserved it (1938)

On 06/10/2015 at 8:00am - misc - by Spa Catholic - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my dog ran away. I looked for him for 5 hours, and when I came back home, he was waiting for me at the door. FML

#21423389
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26482) - you deserved it (3715)

On 06/09/2015 at 2:39pm - animals - by dBLIZZARD - United States

Today, I got my make-up remover wipes mixed up with my sister's self-tan wipes. I am currently watching my face slowly turn orange and there is nothing I can do about it. FML

#21420192
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25834) - you deserved it (5478)

On 06/03/2015 at 11:46am - health - by betterthanhodor - United Kingdom

Today, my dad stopped me mid-sentence and said he wanted to punch me in the face and set me on fire for using the word "selfie". FML

#21243189
94 comments

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On 08/22/2014 at 2:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He told me he was a dinosaur. FML

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124 comments

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On 09/16/2013 at 7:09am - love - by Kit (woman) - United Kingdom (Swindon)



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