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About myeverydaymylife : Hi there~
My name is Tiffany I'm just here to read ridiculous stories of people's bad days to entertain myself hahaha
Feel free to msg me if you think you have good jokes, particularly chemistry related - I'm kind of a geeky dork :D

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Today, I got a nose piercing. I was asleep at the time in my backyard, and the piercer was a snake. FML

Today, my phone kept beeping, so I put it on silent and went back to sleep. When I woke up later, I found the guy I went on a date with last night had sent dozens of messages. The first was "Good morning! :)" and the last was "Answer me u fuckin cunt!!!!" I think I'm staying single. FML


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On 07/10/2015 at 3:54pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, as always, I have a type of eczema that flares up when I'm stressed out or anxious. And today, the girl I've been in love with for 4 years asked me out on a date. We meet up in a few hours, and right now I look like I have smallpox. FML


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On 07/10/2015 at 1:07pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, the man who stole my laptop at the train station yesterday used the contact information I had written on it to call me and ask for the password. FML


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On 06/11/2015 at 6:46pm - misc - by what - United States (California)

Today, our mouse problem finally started to go away. Now we have a snake problem. FML


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On 06/10/2015 at 1:55pm - misc - by Eisenhorn (man) - United States

Today, I asked my boss for a couple of days off to recover from a nasty ear infection which has left me hard of hearing. However, he didn't understand why that would affect my job and refused. I work in a telephone call centre. FML


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On 06/10/2015 at 9:26am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I saw a woman being mugged. I ran up to help and pushed the guy off of her. She then punched me in the face and called the cops because she was, "just living out a fantasy" and I'm, "a lunatic for trying to help." FML


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On 06/10/2015 at 8:00am - misc - by Spa Catholic - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my dog ran away. I looked for him for 5 hours, and when I came back home, he was waiting for me at the door. FML


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On 06/09/2015 at 2:39pm - animals - by dBLIZZARD - United States

Today, I got my make-up remover wipes mixed up with my sister's self-tan wipes. I am currently watching my face slowly turn orange and there is nothing I can do about it. FML


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On 06/03/2015 at 11:46am - health - by betterthanhodor - United Kingdom

Today, my dad stopped me mid-sentence and said he wanted to punch me in the face and set me on fire for using the word "selfie". FML


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On 08/22/2014 at 2:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He told me he was a dinosaur. FML


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On 09/16/2013 at 7:09am - love - by Kit (woman) - United Kingdom (Swindon)

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