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  • Town/Country : Jackson, Mississippi, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 139
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my dad walked in on me filming a Harlem Shake video. He stared for a moment, said "Son, I don't have a problem with homosexuals, but... nevermind." then shook his head and walked out. FML

#20806774
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I agree, your life sucks (36235) - you deserved it (23036)

On 07/27/2013 at 6:43pm - misc - by ¬_¬ (man) - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, I finished off the last of the BBQ chips in the house. When my 6-year-old sister found out about it, she started screaming, then pulled down her pants and peed on the kitchen floor. My parents, after witnessing the whole thing, bitched me out for upsetting her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53575) - you deserved it (4113)

On 07/27/2013 at 2:31pm - kids - by poopiter (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my mother and I were discussing how we couldn't believe it's been nearly a year since my dad died. Not paying attention, my husband absentmindedly added, "Time flies when you're having fun." FML

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On 07/26/2013 at 3:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)



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