About lennelleong : 30+ y/o passionate Musician & Retail Maven to pay the bills (yes - we Asians tend to look younger that's why I'm revealing my age). I'm rarely laughing so i'm here and on 9gag to get my mature kicks where due. It was either politics or law. I'm an Aspie, so I thought studying Law would be less taxing on everyone I meet. I speak English, Singlish, Mandarin & Cantonese. If you'd like to practise your Singlish in the meager dedicated free time I have, we can do that over Wechat, presupposing I like your profile/ emails. :D
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lennelleong's favorite FMLs
by Kay / 06/02/2013 at 3:00pm / India (Andhra Pradesh) / Intimacy
Today, I asked my dermatologist why my acne has been getting worse, despite following her directions and spending hundreds of dollars on medicine. She just shrugged and told me they can't actually cure my acne. However, they can prescribe me a bunch of stuff and hope one works. FML
by WtfDidIPayYouForThen / 06/02/2013 at 6:53am / United States (Florida) / Health
Today, my dad went snooping on my laptop, and saw that I'd recently looked up 2 Girls, 1 Cup. It was out of morbid curiosity, but he thinks I'm into "satanic porn", and confiscated every electronic device I own. Now I have to sneak to the library just to check my emails. FML
by nbj10 / 05/31/2013 at 6:42pm / Singapore / Miscellaneous
Today, the communications expert I'm forced to work with added the line "as they can catch bigger fishes" to a film script. She does not believe me when I tell her that the plural of fish is "fish." This idiot not only has the final word, she makes twice what I do. FML
by onefishtwofishes / 05/23/2013 at 4:15pm / United States (District of Columbia) / Work
by those_allergies / 05/12/2013 at 1:20am / United States (Oregon) / Health
by Baikal / 05/12/2013 at 12:09am / Singapore / Miscellaneous
Today, a client refused to pay after I mowed her lawn. Her reasoning? I had entered her basement "without permission." I require on-site equipment be provided, and she kept her mower in her basement. I only knew it was in the basement because she'd showed me, and told me where the key was. FML
by Wealthyparrot / 05/10/2013 at 4:24am / United States / Work
Today, it's my birthday. I worked late, so I was looking forward to spending a quiet evening with my husband. When he suggested we go grocery shopping, I got excited thinking he had organized a surprise party or something. He actually just took me grocery shopping. FML
by Anonymous / 05/07/2013 at 8:48am / Canada (Alberta) / Love
by future brain bleach addict / 05/02/2013 at 7:54pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
Today, I was taking a dump in the bathroom. The lights turned off and I was too embarrassed to come out of the stall. The janitor walked in, turned the lights on and asked If anyone was there. I stayed quiet. He turned the lights back off and locked me in the bathroom. FML
by random / 04/29/2013 at 5:11pm / Canada / Miscellaneous
Today, for the third time this week, a telemarketer called me. Seriously annoyed, I told him in German that I don't speak English, in an attempt to get rid of him. He then started delivering his product pitch in German. FML
by Anonymous / 04/28/2013 at 9:57am / China (Shanghai) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was hanging out with some friends, and I had to take a dump. After I was done, I realized there was no more toilet paper, so I asked my friends to get me some. They threw in duct tape, sandpaper, and saran wrap, and told me to make a decision. FML
by Anonymous / 04/22/2013 at 2:33pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anon / 04/22/2013 at 3:19am / Singapore / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/20/2013 at 12:34pm / Thailand / Kids
by Wow / 04/11/2013 at 8:52am / United States / Love
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…