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Today... I cummed home from work to my basement flooding. With sewage. That wasn't from our house. FML

#5656248
48 comments

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On 10/05/2009 at 1:28am - misc - by razzipost1 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I finally agreed to the threesome that my husband has been trying to persuade me to have !! We arranged it with my hot best friend, thinking I would be more comfortable with her !! I ended up lying naked beside them, watching them have fun !! real FML

#5163523
120 comments

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On 09/10/2009 at 2:25am - intimacy - by wallflower (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I finally agreed to the threesome that my husband has been trying to persuade me to have !! We arranged it with my hot best friend, thinking I would be more comfortable with her !! I ended up lying naked beside them, watching them have fun !! real FML

#5163523
120 comments

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On 09/10/2009 at 2:25am - intimacy - by wallflower (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I finally agreed to the threesome that my husband has been trying to persuade me to have !! We arranged it with my hot best friend, thinking I would be more comfortable with her !! I ended up lying naked beside them, watching them have fun !! real FML

#5163523
120 comments

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On 09/10/2009 at 2:25am - intimacy - by wallflower (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out y my husband had wantd to wait until marriage to get it on. Last night was the first night of our honeymoon, and he informd me that he wasn't always Ben, but usd to be Brenda. His 'penis doesn't work and he had wantd to know I "truly lovd him" before he had let me know. fat FML

#5148313
141 comments

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On 09/09/2009 at 1:21pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

TODAY, I TOLD MY TERAPIST TAT I SUSPECTED MY PARTNER WAS UNFAITFUL, BUT I DON'T TINK E BELIEVED ME . "WAT, DID U FIND A MEMBERSIP CARD TO A SEX CLUB IN IS WALLET OR SOMETING?" E ASKED . WEN I GOT OME, I LOOKED IN MY PARTNER'S WALLET . I FOUND A MEMBERSIP CARD TO A SEX CLUB . FML

#4158714
72 comments

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On 07/30/2009 at 11:21am - intimacy - by thesockmancometh (man) - United States (Texas) - moderated by the Jackass crew

Today, mah little brother texted me informing me that our father has "become a nudist" since returning home from a month-long trip abroad. I thought he was joking or exaggerating, but when I went over to say hi, the first thing I saw upon walking through the door was mah dad's droopy ball sac. FML

#4004887
111 comments

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On 07/24/2009 at 1:07pm - misc - by mubaki (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Yesterday, mah daughter turnd 11!! Since she LOVES Harry Potter, I decidd to write her an acceptance letter to Hogwarts!! When she saw the letter, she screamd an showd me!! When she found out I wrote it, she told me she hatd me, startd crying, an steppd on mah foot!!

#3796227
577 comments

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On 07/16/2009 at 6:16am - kids - by notawizard (woman) - Spain (Catalonia)

Today, I was walking around town with the girl I have loved fir four yeres and have been 100% faithful to . A girl thought it would be funny to approach me and pretend she was the girl I was seeing, and that I was cheating on her . My girlfriend believed her and broke up with me . FML

#3496673
202 comments

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On 07/05/2009 at 1:59am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, mah mother woke me up by saying "Good morning mah sexually aggressive daughter. We're going to have an extremely uncomfortable conversation today." Our awkward talk consisted of her telling me that I'm a tease and am going to get raped. Why? She caught me making out with mah boyfriend. mega FML

#3398607
166 comments

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On 07/01/2009 at 3:33pm - intimacy - by wildthing (woman) - United States (Florida)

TODAY, MAH BROTHER AND I WERE GOING TO GIVE OUR PARENT THERE ANNIVERSARY GIFT WHICH COST US OVER $3000. THE GIFT WAS A TRIP TO LONDON IN AUGUST TO SEE A SHOW ON MICHAEL JACKSON'S COMEBACK TOUR. FML

#3237378
347 comments

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On 06/26/2009 at 10:31am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I Drove A Drunk Venezuelan Excange Student Ome After A Prom Party. Notable Events: Er Puking On Te Way To Te Viecle, Er Yelling In Spanis At Te Top Of Er Lungs In Te Car, Er Puking Out Te Window In Te Moving Viecle, An Er Crying Because Se Felt Bad 4 Making Me Drive. FML

#3053433
78 comments

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On 06/20/2009 at 3:37am - misc - by DesDri (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went outside a friend's house to find that mah car had been saran wrappd. I cleand it up an went back inside the house. An hour later, I heard a doorbell ring so I went outside the house. They saran wrappd mah car again. FML

#3017259
145 comments

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On 06/19/2009 at 12:25am - misc - by bear92 - United States (Virginia)



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