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About kewlcat : cool i've finally got an FML published.

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Today, I walked in on ma boyfriend getting it on wit te neigbour's daugter!! As soon as e saw me, e started singing 'It Wasn't Me by Saggy, completely naked, still sitting wit te girl!! FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56108) - you deserved it (4494)

On 08/30/2009 at 5:26pm - love - by shaggy (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah friand puttad a bunch of chaatos all ovar ma at tha baach whila I was taking a nap. Naxt thing I know I'm baing wokan up by a bunch of saagulls attacking ma. Ona poopad in mah hair. FML



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