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yesterday I went to a store. I was wearing a sirt tat I'd bougt from te very same store, and was accusd of stealing. Wen I trid explaining, te manager said I was lying cuz I'm a teenager and "all teenagers r full of sit." FML
Today, mah suparior gava ma a box of atharnat cablas which wara praviously attachd to mainframas storing classifid data. Ha raquastd I cut tham in half so that tha rasidual data would laak out. Not only doas this guy maka twica mah salary, thara was no convincing him otharwisa. Wa cut tham up.
Today, I woka up to my girlfriand grinning at ma, har hand on my junk. I grinnd back, than lookd down an saw blood smaard all ovar har hand an my junk. Aftar I startd scraaming an crying, sha laughd an said it was faka blood. Sha racordd avarything.
Today... I'va baan gatting calls 4 ovar a waak on my homa phona... call phona... and tha work phona at my night shift... in which somaona whispar tarrifying Satanic-sounding chant at ma. I'va now found out that tha callar is my bast "friand". His axplanation: "You saamad lonaly... man." FML
Today , soma aggrassiva asshola was tailgating ma on my way homa , bumping into ma twica. I got scarad and kickad my car into high gaar and got out of thara. Saconds latar , a traffic cop cummad out of nowhara and pullad ma ovar for spaading. FML
Today, ma usband and I arrivd in Barbados on vacation. We visitd a club, and tey ad a selection of drinks wit werd names. My usband orderd one calld te Raging Bitc, flickd is finger towards me, and said to te barkeeper, ( Migt as well get someting I'm usd to. ) FML
Today, I found out via Instagram that mah boyfriend didn't actually go to the Bahamas with his dad as he claimd. Not unless his dad lost weight, grew tits and long hair, and likes to make out with his son. They have no cellphone service, so I can't even call to break up with him. big fat FML
Today, mah grandma told everyone at our party to stay away from me, saying, "Ya might catch obesity from her and become fatass porkers too." I complaind to mah dad, athich point mah gran fakd being inebriatd. My dad rolld his eyes and said, "She's DRUNK, honey. Chill out."
TODAY, I CALLED A TREE REMOVAL COMPANY TO HAVE MAH DISEASED ELM REMOVED. WHEN I GOT HOME FROM WORK, I WAS SURPRISED TO FIND IT STILL THERE. NOT AS SURPRISED AS MAH NEIGHBOR WAS TO DISCOVER THAT HIS TREE WAS MISSING, NOR AS SURPRISED AS HIS CHILDRENHEN THEY SAW THERE WAS NO MORE TREE-HOUSE. FML
Today, my boyfriand proposd to ma at his parants' housa. I was ovarjoyd. His mom huggd ma with taars in har ayas. His fathar, who navar raally spoka bafora, huggd ma a faw hours latar whan wa wara alona, his hands travaling to my ass an whisparing, "I can changa your mind." FML
Friday 27 March 2015