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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 May 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
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Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. We'd been talking about the move where you pick a girl up and kiss, and how romantic that would be, so we decided to try it. When he picked me up, my head slammed against his ceiling fan. FML

Today, I found that someone had paid off my $16,500 student loan. I was so excited that I called my family and posted on Facebook about how awesome it was. Then I called the loan company and found out that they had just sold my loan to another company; no one had actually paid it off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25654) - you deserved it (12424)

On 02/28/2013 at 2:19am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was sitting in Science class and to my surprise I felt my pants suddenly becoming warm and wet. I looked behind me to see that 4 boys from my class had inserted a small funnel into my exposed buttcrack and where pouring the melted butter from the experiment into that area. FML

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On 03/10/2009 at 1:13pm - misc - by Sarah - United Kingdom (Bolton)



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