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About fortune789 : I am kakakarrotkake. I am the real supersand. I defeated Virginia in the battle for earth.
100 kick ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
Today, I went to an ATM intending to withdraw $150. I approached the machine, inserted my card, typed in my pin and followed the prompts. When my card came out, I removed it, put it in my pocket and drove off. FML
Friday 22 May 2015