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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 22 March 1992 (23 years)
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About fayeaurora : @(・●・)@ ー black & white swan. 40% introvert and 60% extravert. lifelong ballerina.

。i may be small, but i think big.

。si morimos, morimos juntos y cuando sangramos, sangramos el mismo.

。IG/twitter: fayeaurora

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Today, my dad and I got into an argument, and he ended up calling me a son of a bitch. My mom heard and started arguing with him over him calling her a bitch. Three hours later, I'm now staying at my gran's house with my mom and hoping her threats of a divorce weren't for real. FML


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