Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

essay2crucial

Search for a member

essay2crucial
  • Town/Country : Ummm.....u a stalker, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 18 April 1999 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 95
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About essay2crucial : I can do all things through Christ...who strengthens me Philippians 4:13...yunno I used 2 be one of those girls who ALWAYS wanted to fit in....and have the best shoes and just be the center of attention......but honestly popularity isn't mean anything to the real world... (unless ur a celebrity) but all I wanna say Is FUCK THE PPL WHO R GRAMMAR GEEKS!!...U DNT ALWAYS GOTTA SPELL EVERYTHING RIGHT...its the internet....who seriously gives a fuck??....oh annnddd.......dnt ever change yourself 4 ANY1...b/c all their gonna do is use you....and it's a sign of weakness....so be yourself and live on...cuz every1 dies but not evry1 lives....think about it??? (: oh and follow me on instagram @esssseee and my ask.fm is ESSEBESE ask me any kind of question ill answer.

essay2crucial's last visitors

aa1717samreimerNoahisGreenzed34DJisHere11Koppolcatlover33olpallyApplejacks18ZombieGuyCXVJacobH34Wizardo

essay2crucial's FML badges

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

Socialite

You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

See all of essay2crucial's badges

essay2crucial's favorite FMLs

Today, after having spent years staying in school, working hard to achieve good grades, and avoiding all the bad kids, my mom accused me of having no direction in life and complained about how I haven't given her a grandchild yet. I'm 19. FML

#20710020
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50926) - you deserved it (2838)

On 06/06/2013 at 4:51pm - misc - by luciazee (woman) - Peru (Lima)

Today, my parents posted on Facebook that they were excited that my sister was pregnant and couldn't wait to be grandparents. Last week I told them that I, a 33-year-old happily married woman, was pregnant and they told me I was ruining my life and encouraged me to have an abortion. FML

#20674602
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52903) - you deserved it (2524)

On 05/20/2013 at 12:31am - misc - by pregnant loser apparently (woman) - United States (West Virginia)



FML's blog

  • Zoé's Illustrated FML
  • Hey there, young whippersnappers. Yes, you, the youth. I’m talking to you, sitting at home, scratching your asses. Why aren’t you doing something more constructive with your lives? Stop watching that shit…

Friday 18 April 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: