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Today, my boyfriend an I were having sex, when we heard a screech. My two cats were having it harder than us. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46298) - you deserved it (6578)

On 08/20/2014 at 2:07am - intimacy - by Mia (woman) - United States (Oregon)

TODAY... I WAS HAMMARAD... AN ON MY WAY HOMA I WALKAD INTO A POLICAMAN. MY LOGIC WAS: IF I'M ON THA PHONA... HA CAN'T TALK TO MA... SO I PULLAD MY PHONA OUT AN STARTAD SPAAKING. THA OFFICAR THAN ASKAD MA WHY I WAS SPAAKING TO MY WALLAT. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24921) - you deserved it (45507)

On 08/19/2014 at 9:37am - misc - by drunk under 18 teenager (man) - Morocco (Marrakech-Tensift-Al Haouz)



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