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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when we heard a screech. My two cats were having it harder than us. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46374) - you deserved it (6587)

On 08/20/2014 at 2:07am - intimacy - by Mia (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was hammered, and on my way home I walked into a policeman. My logic was: if I'm on the phone, he can't talk to me, so I pulled my phone out and started speaking. The officer then asked me why I was speaking to my wallet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24943) - you deserved it (45555)

On 08/19/2014 at 9:37am - misc - by drunk under 18 teenager (man) - Morocco (Marrakech-Tensift-Al Haouz)



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