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alexwagner21

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  • Town/Country : New Prague, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 17 August 1997 (18 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5746
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About alexwagner21 : My name's Alex!

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Visits<b>DaviSal00</b> - the 04/24/2016 at 11:24pm<b>Insufferable</b> - the 04/22/2016 at 11:11pm<b>schindler12345</b> - the 04/13/2016 at 11:03pm<b>george_s_4</b> - the 04/09/2016 at 7:38am<b>BstMode</b> - the 03/26/2016 at 4:02am<b>Tatush_</b> - the 03/05/2016 at 11:04pm<b>akvandervort</b> - the 03/04/2016 at 5:05pm<b>whysobeachy</b> - the 03/01/2016 at 12:05pm<b>citykid612</b> - the 02/06/2016 at 11:33pm<b>FoxHunt9119</b> - the 12/17/2015 at 12:41am<b>zak_ibra11</b> - the 12/13/2015 at 11:21am<b>tiredofwaiting</b> - the 12/02/2015 at 10:49pm<b>Captain_Brittain</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 2:50am<b>Sentinel_Sky</b> - the 10/06/2015 at 5:13pm<b>tristan4828</b> - the 09/23/2015 at 9:08am<b>the_aspect</b> - the 09/17/2015 at 7:50pm<b>americanafrican</b> - the 09/17/2015 at 3:31am<b>TheClassicMan848</b> - the 08/04/2015 at 11:46pm

Fucked!<b>the_aspect</b> - the 09/18/2015 at 1:50am

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alexwagner21's favorite FMLs

Today, when I tried to break up with my girlfriend of 2 years, she had no idea we were even dating. She thought of all the movies, dinners and "sleep overs" I had with her was because we were such great friends. FML

by K.S.S. / 04/16/2016 at 10:24pm / United States (Indiana) / Love

Today, I finally had to accept that I have feelings for a very cute and funny guy. It wouldn't be so bad if he weren't my brother. FML

by Anonymous / 04/15/2016 at 1:56pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, my new neighbor offered to "humanely capture and relocate" the squirrels in my attic. He then "humanely" shot at them with a BB gun, and the "relocated" them into his stomach once they were killed. Welcome to the neighborhood. FML

by sigh / 04/12/2016 at 10:10pm / United States (North Carolina) / Animals

Today, while working my job as a swim instructor, my coworker sprayed me with the hose. I instinctively held up what I was holding to block the cold water. I was holding a 4 year-old. FML

by humanshield / 04/10/2016 at 12:49pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Work

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to clean our apartment, and then we went out to grab a bite to eat. When we returned, I found a baby's sock in the middle of the floor. Neither of us have a baby, and nobody we know does either. Now I'm just waiting for the doll-themed nightmares tonight. FML

by Squeepy / 04/09/2016 at 11:45pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous

Today, my dog was so happy to see me that he laid down on his back and started pissing like a fountain. He pissed on everything around him, including me. FML

by Koko / 04/07/2016 at 12:07pm / Germany (Berlin) / Animals

Today, I realized I didn't want to come home from a business trip because I like my job more than my husband. I hate my job. FML

by Anonymous / 03/29/2016 at 11:37pm / United States (Virginia) / Love

Today, a stranger had a go at me for smoking while pregnant. I'm a guy. FML

by nerp / 03/29/2016 at 3:44pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating after she read some of my messages I sent to an old female friend. Apparently I'm very flirty with her. I showed her the same kind of messages that I sent to my guy friends as well. Now I'm apparently gay and cheating. FML

by Anonymous / 03/27/2016 at 12:46am / South Africa (Western Cape) / Love

Today, the guy I buy weed from invited me to have Easter dinner with his family, since I've nowhere else to go. FML

by mel / 03/25/2016 at 9:20am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous

Today, while at work I got a complaint from a guest. She complained that after spending 2 hours to get her hair done for a wedding, she got drenched with water from a child. I work at a WATER PARK. Thank you for calling me a pathetic asshat for no reason in front of other guests. FML

by Anonymous / 03/20/2016 at 6:46pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work

Today, I got a heads-up that my boss suffered a death in the family, but was coming into work anyway. I thought he'd be depressed, but it seems he deals with grief with anger instead. I found that out when he yelled at me, threatening to rip my spine out my ass over a typo I made in a report. FML

by Anonymous / 03/17/2016 at 9:21am / Netherlands (Limburg) / Work

Today, after a lot of complaints from other members, I told an old lady at the gym I work at that she couldn't sit in the sauna naked. She responded by grabbing her boobs and shaking them in my face. I don't get paid enough for this. FML

by rapunzel3416 / 03/14/2016 at 2:31am / United States (California) / Work

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Today, while trying to sleep, my roommates were shouting in the next room. When I poked my head out to tell them to shut up, I was greeted to the sight of one of them with his knob duct-taped inside a gun holster, and the other one trying to rip it off. And they wonder why I'm not more social. FML

by NotEnoughBleach / 03/13/2016 at 11:58pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

Today, while jogging in the park, a confused elderly gentleman asked me for directions, so I told him how to get to where he needed to go. He paused for a long moment, then asked me if he could eat me out. FML

by Anonymous / 03/13/2016 at 12:16pm / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy