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  • Town/Country : Arlington, US
  • Title : Madam
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About abird : Christ follower. Wife. Vegetarian. Law student. Libertarian. Dog lover. Bookworm. Musician. Whovian.

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Today, at the point of orgasm, my boyfriend screamed out, "Is this all there is?!" then rolled over and stared blankly at the ceiling without speaking for ages. This happens a lot. FML

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On 11/24/2011 at 8:57am - intimacy - by Jane (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I found out that the girl who my high school boyfriend cheated on me with is now the woman my husband is having an affair with. FML

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On 01/08/2011 at 12:22am - misc - by sad (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML

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On 01/22/2010 at 12:02am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, I received the final piece of puzzle that my boyfriend of two years has been sending me through the mail for the last week. Turns out, it wasn't a love letter like I originally thought it was. He was breaking up with me via a puzzle through the mail. FML



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