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  • Title : Madam
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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 544
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About abird : Christ follower. Wife. Vegetarian. Law student. Dog lover. Bookworm. Musician. Whovian.

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abird's favorite FMLs

Today, at the point of orgasm, my boyfriend screamed out, "Is this all there is?!" then rolled over and stared blankly at the ceiling without speaking for ages. This happens a lot. FML

by Jane / 11/24/2011 at 8:57am / Australia (Queensland) / Intimacy

Today, I found out that the girl who my high school boyfriend cheated on me with is now the woman my husband is having an affair with. FML

by sad / 01/08/2011 at 12:22am / United States (Oregon) / Love

Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML

by Anonymous / 01/22/2010 at 12:02am / United States (Nevada) / Love

Today, I received the final piece of puzzle that my boyfriend of two years has been sending me through the mail for the last week. Turns out, it wasn't a love letter like I originally thought it was. He was breaking up with me via a puzzle through the mail. FML

by puzzled / 06/10/2009 at 12:13am / United States (Ohio) / Love

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