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Today, I had a job interview where I was asked, "Who is your best friend?" I replied truthfully, "My cat", only to then be asked what my cat would describe as my best qualities, which didn't go far beyond, "Remembering to feed him". They weren't impressed. FML
by Emma / 01/04/2016 at 10:08pm / United Kingdom (Lancashire) / Work
by Anonymous / 01/01/2016 at 2:03am / United States (Nevada) / Intimacy
by julieriis / 12/23/2015 at 1:03pm / Denmark (Nordjylland) / Transportation
by AustrianCow / 12/22/2015 at 4:45pm / Austria (Oberosterreich) / Love
by periods / 12/18/2015 at 11:37am / United States (California) / Love
by Moth_Balled / 12/14/2015 at 11:50pm / Australia / Intimacy
by Haitwun / 12/14/2015 at 2:29am / United States (California) / Love
by BasicallySodaFlavoredWater / 12/13/2015 at 7:15pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by unemployed-dude / 12/08/2015 at 1:17am / Australia (Victoria) / Work
by jimmy / 11/30/2015 at 4:27pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by CaraMaria / 11/24/2015 at 4:02am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/20/2015 at 9:43am / United States (Texas) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/17/2015 at 9:13pm / United States (Virginia) / Kids
Today, while changing the litter in the cat box, the brand new carton ripped open, spilling all twelve pounds of cat litter over my kitchen floor. Both cats promptly rushed over and began frantically urinating all over it. FML
by misfitunfit / 11/10/2015 at 8:24pm / United States (Texas) / Animals