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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 29 November 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 120
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

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Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging to his friend about finally giving me an orgasm yesterday, but that he got scared because my orgasm face made me look like "a camel having a stroke." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47394) - you deserved it (5387)

On 12/27/2013 at 3:18pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Jamaica (Saint Andrew)

Today, my sister brought a guy home while our parents were out. They had sex in her bedroom. I heard everything. The worst part wasn't her stupidly excessive moaning; it was that the moans sounded eerily similar to a cow mooing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52725) - you deserved it (4846)

On 12/13/2013 at 7:34pm - intimacy - by puking now (woman) - Canada (Alberta)



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