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by yearbook369 / 06/25/2011 at 12:31am / United States (New Jersey) / Love
by gorillalove / 09/11/2010 at 3:25pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, I turned 18. I thought it was bad enough that I had to pick up my own ice cream cake from the store, but then when I got home, my family discovered no more room in the freezer. They decided to eat it so it wouldn't melt. Without me. FML
by BirthdayGirl / 07/24/2009 at 2:13pm / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
Today, I asked my Swedish friend for some lines to impress this swedish girl I met at an expat party he took me to. I practised them all evening before I met her. I told her my feelings, and she scowled. Apparently I had wished the devil upon her - after asking if i could ejaculate on her face. FML
by Dirtyswede / 06/17/2009 at 10:57am / United Kingdom (Cheshire) / Intimacy
by yashmoshin1 / 06/17/2009 at 10:06am / United States / Love
Today, my girlfriend and I went down to the pier. I brought an empty bottle and some paper, and we both constructed a massive letter expressing our passionate love for each other. We stuck it in the bottle, and threw it out to sea, only to see it explode in slow motion on a protruding rock. FML
by CastAway / 05/23/2009 at 8:16pm / United States (Washington) / Love
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