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Today, I was teaching a ten year old how to play piano. Halfway through the lesson, she made a minor mistake, which, trying to be a good tutor, I corrected her. She smiled up at me, paused, then slammed the key cover down onto my fingers. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39866) - you deserved it (3318)

On 11/10/2009 at 4:41pm - misc - by PiaNO (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at the zoo. With a Ring Pop. He was serious. FML


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On 07/04/2009 at 12:49am - love - by Cococautly (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had an interview with IBM. For a week I did extensive research and preparation for the interview. At first the interview was going really well. I was hitting all the marks. Then just as a final casual question she asked with a smile "What does IBM stand for?". I didn't know. FML


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On 06/22/2009 at 11:34pm - work - by MrZhang (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML


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On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)

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