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Paintonmyarms214

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Paintonmyarms214

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  • Number of visits : 1078
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About Paintonmyarms214 : Hey. I don't really know what to put here, but on fml I usually lurk and wince at people's pain. Nothing much going on here.

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Today, my 63-year-old neighbor jumped out of his window. I was the first to find him, alive, naked and stuck in a bush. I guess I shouldn't have laughed at him while waiting for the ambulance, because he was my landlord. FML

#24
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38490) - you deserved it (21052)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:32am - misc - by Benji -

Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML

#22
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50367) - you deserved it (37052)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:31am - intimacy - by rmL -

Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML

#22
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50367) - you deserved it (37052)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:31am - intimacy - by rmL -

Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML

#22
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50367) - you deserved it (37052)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:31am - intimacy - by rmL -

Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML

#22
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50367) - you deserved it (37052)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:31am - intimacy - by rmL -

Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML

#22
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50367) - you deserved it (37052)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:31am - intimacy - by rmL -

Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML

#22
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50367) - you deserved it (37052)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:31am - intimacy - by rmL -

Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML

#22
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50367) - you deserved it (37052)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:31am - intimacy - by rmL -

Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML

#22
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50367) - you deserved it (37052)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:31am - intimacy - by rmL -

Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML

#22
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50367) - you deserved it (37052)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:31am - intimacy - by rmL -

Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML

#22
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50367) - you deserved it (37052)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:31am - intimacy - by rmL -

Today, I lost my cell phone. But found it again! And then dropped it in the toilet. FML

#21
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44456) - you deserved it (21283)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:30am - money - by enjoy -

Today, my dog was watching me and started to have a hard-on, for half an hour. FML

#20
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45629) - you deserved it (7599)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:29am - animals - by aXel -

Today, the bank I use lost 5 billion. FML

#19
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73371) - you deserved it (10887)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:29am - money - by Marco -

Today, during the trailers at the movies, my boyfriend elbowed me in the ribs and smiled when an ad for a weight loss institute was shown. FML

#18
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (81457) - you deserved it (15774)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:28am - love - by Anonymous -



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