About Linemanmike : Little about me? Well I love a good time and love what I do. Get paid to get high! On poles that is. No I'm not a stripper. But I am called a hooker. What am I? I'm a lineman 😎 love meeting new people so don't be a stranger!
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by loganHchrist / 01/08/2014 at 7:53pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Miscellaneous
Today, I joined my friends out birthday clubbing. After I'd gotten a little drunk, a few guys asked for my number. I rattled off random numbers, until I accidentally said my mother's. Guess who woke up to a text at 2:17 in the morning, containing a picture of a penis. FML
by Anonymous / 01/08/2014 at 7:53pm / United States (South Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, my 175-pound rottweiler I've raised since a puppy watched me get jumped and robbed of my phone and money in my yard. An hour later, he hopped the fence and chased the mail man down the street after he leaned on the fence for a second. FML
by Zach Got Robbed / 01/08/2014 at 6:02pm / United States (New Jersey) / Animals
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