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JustJeff

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JustJeff

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 299
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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JustJeff's favorite FMLs

Today, I accidentally ripped out my boyfriend's insulin pump while trying to give him a lapdance. FML

#21148769
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48706) - you deserved it (15274)

On 05/22/2014 at 10:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, is my 16th birthday. Thinking that my parents would be out of town for it like they had every other year, I decided it would be fun to tan nude in my backyard. Apparantly my parents set up a surprise party for my sweet 16. I was standing naked infront of half my school. FML

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169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (115031) - you deserved it (43182)

On 03/16/2009 at 4:51pm - misc - by badbirthday (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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