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Today, I accidentally ripped out my boyfriend's insulin pump while trying to give him a lapdance. FML


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On 05/22/2014 at 10:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, is my 16th birthday. Thinking that my parents would be out of town for it like they had every other year, I decided it would be fun to tan nude in my backyard. Apparantly my parents set up a surprise party for my sweet 16. I was standing naked infront of half my school. FML


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