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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 March 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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About JaimeFlores96 : Not much to say. It's an FML app.

Listen to all kinds of music mostly rock though.
Food is good for the soul.
Playing guitar is my life.
Video games are great.
I'm Hispanic not that it matters.

That is all. Thank you and have a nice day.

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Today, I was playing some soccer with my buddies, when a kid came over, yelled "CUP CHECK!" and nailed me in the nuts then ran away laughing. Millions of my unborn children died in agony. All his fatass mom did was chuckle nervously and pat her satan-spawn on the head. FML


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