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ItsCaydence
  • Town/Country : Quebec
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  • Number of visits : 216
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About ItsCaydence : My names Caydence!!!! Im 17, single and CRAZY (in a good way)! I also LOOOVE sports! I spend my free time watching duck dynasty, sketching and pretty much doing anything else! Im 5 feet 3 inches tall and I like talking to almost anyone, so message me!!! Feel free to ask me any question!

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Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18839) - you deserved it (42233)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)

Today, I was on an airplane that was experiencing some turbulence. Feeling anxious, I reached over and grabbed my husband's hand for comfort. He then said, "Why are you scared of dying? You're not even pretty." FML

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On 10/16/2010 at 2:44am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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