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About ItsCaydence : My names Caydence!!!! Im 17, single and CRAZY (in a good way)! I also LOOOVE sports! I spend my free time watching duck dynasty, sketching and pretty much doing anything else! Im 5 feet 3 inches tall and I like talking to almost anyone, so message me!!! Feel free to ask me any question!

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Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML


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