Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 May 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 336
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Greybade : I'm not funny.

Greybade's page activity

Visits<b>gober</b> - the 01/26/2014 at 1:39am<b>imabassist</b> - the 01/01/2014 at 9:45am<b>Booda_Shun</b> - the 12/27/2013 at 7:02am<b>_briianna</b> - the 12/15/2013 at 7:19pm<b>UnoriGal</b> - the 12/06/2013 at 11:36pm<b>dont_doubt_me</b> - the 12/05/2013 at 3:12pm<b>beatlesgirl2u2</b> - the 12/04/2013 at 4:54pm<b>gingerlicious31</b> - the 12/02/2013 at 12:56pm<b>chanelvander</b> - the 08/29/2013 at 12:52pm<b>iLizeth</b> - the 08/28/2013 at 10:44pm<b>1PersonIsMyWorld</b> - the 08/28/2013 at 9:39pm<b>Typicall</b> - the 08/28/2013 at 8:41pm<b>Zeishah</b> - the 08/28/2013 at 7:07pm<b>marulicko</b> - the 08/21/2013 at 7:25am<b>Queensland</b> - the 08/20/2013 at 3:15am<b>TheRazz15</b> - the 08/08/2013 at 1:59pm<b>kitkat1255</b> - the 08/02/2013 at 9:51pm

Greybade's FML badges

An insomniac or a creature of the dark

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

See all of Greybade's badges

Greybade's favorite FMLs

Today, my boss scolded me for being too friendly to our customers and told me to back off and let them do their thing. Less than an hour after doing as he said, he scolded me again, this time for slacking off and not asking them if they needed help finding stuff. There goes my bonus. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43809) - you deserved it (3062)

On 12/20/2013 at 7:30pm - work - by fuck you, boss (man) - United States

Today, I got an email saying the gift I'd ordered for my boyfriend of three years had been sent. I ordered it a couple of days ago because I thought he needed cheering up. I guess he found a better way of doing so himself; he broke up with me yesterday. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43051) - you deserved it (3098)

On 05/21/2013 at 6:24am - love - by moikristine - Norway (Akershus)

Maïté Verjux's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Auntie Bernie delivers in 2016
  • Greetings my young friends! It's 2016 and I'm late. No, I'm not pregnant, I'm way too old for that sort of thing, even though I've been trying a lot recently (hey there Didier, you randy rascal…

Friday 5 February 2016

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: