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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 26 August 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 106
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Fireyshoes : My life is twisted up lately so listen to my stories and have fun ;)

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Today, in my psychology class we were covering OCDs. I have an issue with creased paper and my best friend brought it up, so for the next hour my class mates sat screwing up paper to see how long I could continuously have a panic attack. FML

Today, I gave my wife a birthday present. For months she'd been talking about an expensive treadmill that she wanted, so I bought it. Her reaction when she saw it was to yell, "YOU THINK I'M FAT!" and burst into tears. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50045) - you deserved it (9295)

On 04/16/2013 at 7:23pm - misc - by S. Fancyson - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML


I agree, your life sucks (61252) - you deserved it (5015)

On 04/16/2013 at 2:13pm - love - by fucklife - United States (District of Columbia)

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