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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 8 October 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 647
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About FacePalm69 : Ya I lik pepl tht typ lk ths. Just kidding. I'm a guy that reads FML religiously and comments. That is all.

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Today, my fencing team took pictures for the yearbook. We were having individual pictures with our weapons, and it was my turn. When the photographer told me to pose, I tried to be super cool by quickly putting my sabre against my chest like some sort of soldier. I poked myself in the eye. FML


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