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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 9 June 1944 (71 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1648
  • Number of comments : 172
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 11 posted

About FMLkoala : I'm the first koala to read FML... I feel special
Don't give me crap about me saying mum instead of mom because Australians say mum
I have Xbox live and my gamertag is KOALAKING14 if you want to be my friend on Xbox
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Yes we drink water but it's from he leaves we eat
Yes koalas have penis's and vaginas
Yes most of them can use technology

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