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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 17 April 1983 (32 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2238
  • Number of comments : 217
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Emperor_Jim : I am a Veteran of the Armed Forces. I enjoy a nice sun-brewed iced tea, and I once shot a man for asking personal questions.

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Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a "quiet birthday with some friends," what I really meant was "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake." FML


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Today, I was performing in the musical 'Cabaret'. I was playing a Nazi soldier, swastika armband and all. Someone thought it would be funny to take my real clothes while I was on stage. I had to walk a mile back my house with my costume on. Someone threw eggs at me. FML


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