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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 16 May 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 291
  • Number of comments : 56
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About EmoKami : Message me if you want... ^__^

Work (I'm in the trades)
Sleep (I'm a bit of an insomniac)
FML! It has filled many awkward silences, and passed many boring hours, and cheers me up while affirming that I'm not in this boat alone.
Oh and I guess food!

EmoKami's page activity

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EmoKami's FML badges

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

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EmoKami's favorite FMLs

Today, as I passed by the window that looks out on to my front yard, I saw a man out there so I ran to the kitchen to call the police. The operator asked me to describe the man. It was then that I realized the mysterious man in my yard was the snowman I built yesterday. FML


I agree, your life sucks (16025) - you deserved it (29380)

On 02/03/2015 at 2:50am - misc - by anon - United States (Illinois)

Today, for April fools I decided to set off the smoke detectors in my friend's apartment while he was sleeping and saran wrap the outside of his bedroom doorway so he would smack into it. Instead, he jumped out the window and broke his leg. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19036) - you deserved it (111285)

On 04/01/2009 at 4:06pm - health - by nic (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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  • Hi there Friday, great to see you again! What are we going to talk about this week? It's the same question that most people ask themselves while strolling into their usual bar on a Friday night, on their way to…

Friday 27 March 2015

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