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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 May 1990 (26 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 957
  • Number of comments : 120
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About EmoKami : Message me if you want... ^__^

Work (I'm in the trades)
Sleep (I'm a bit of an insomniac)
FML! It has filled many awkward silences, and passed many boring hours, and cheers me up while affirming that I'm not in this boat alone.
Oh and I guess food!

EmoKami's page activity

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EmoKami's FML badges

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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EmoKami's favorite FMLs

Today, at a job interview, my interviewer excused himself to use the bathroom, so I took the chance to let out a tiny fart I'd been holding in. That tiny fart filled the whole room. When he came back, the guy literally stopped dead in his tracks and recoiled at the stench. Doubt I'll get that job. FML

by Anonymous / 07/20/2016 at 11:08am / United States / Work

Today, as I passed by the window that looks out on to my front yard, I saw a man out there so I ran to the kitchen to call the police. The operator asked me to describe the man. It was then that I realized the mysterious man in my yard was the snowman I built yesterday. FML

by anon / 02/03/2015 at 2:50am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, for April fools I decided to set off the smoke detectors in my friend's apartment while he was sleeping and saran wrap the outside of his bedroom doorway so he would smack into it. Instead, he jumped out the window and broke his leg. FML

by nic / 04/01/2009 at 4:06pm / United States (Virginia) / Health