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About DncrHap : i'm a twenty-year-old college student studying to write fiction for young adults.

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Today, I ran into a guy that I had gone on a few dates with 3 months ago and slept with him a few times, but then never heard from him again. When he looool looked at me, I went over and gave him a hug and said ( Hey, how r you, Chris? ). He hugged me back and said ( Hey there cutie,hat's your name? ). fat FML

#4603777
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43416) - you deserved it (16945)

On 08/17/2009 at 4:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while I was watching Miley Cyrus new music video, I had an itch near mah bikini line that I couldn't reach through mah jeans . So I unzipped mah pants to get to it, an that's when mah boyfriend walked in on me with mah hands down mah pants . He thought I was getting off on the music video . FML

#4555175
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45230) - you deserved it (21484)

On 08/15/2009 at 7:24pm - intimacy - by notguilty (woman) - United States (California)

Taday I was helping mah brother clean his room. While putting clothes away, I found a box of thongs. They were mine. FML

#4523037
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53070) - you deserved it (3532)

On 08/14/2009 at 10:09am - misc - by haha247 (woman) - United States (Florida)

2day I got stung by a bee . On mah eyelid . I'm allergic so it's swollen up so much, I can't even open mah eye . Tomorrow is the frst day of a new prestigious school . I either have to go to school wearing an eye-patch or walk around looking like a monster . FML

#4478482
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44777) - you deserved it (3011)

On 08/12/2009 at 4:12pm - misc - by Anonymous - Denmark (Kobenhavn)

yesterday I came home tired and hungry from work. I putted mah feet up and sat down with a big bowl of chips and salsa. I thought I must have been really hungry because mah regular no-name salsa tasted way better than usual. I looked down to examine the jar. Looks lyk I lyk the taste of mold. FML

#4218471
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32431) - you deserved it (12950)

On 08/01/2009 at 11:41pm - misc - by special-ingredient (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, mah wife found out mah son masturbatd an wantd to send him to counseling. Thinking she was overreacting, I told her I masturbatd when I was a teen so he should turn out like me. She began sobbing uncontrollably. FML

#4133351
325 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61379) - you deserved it (6541)

On 07/29/2009 at 12:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today..!! mah parent are freaking at me because I just got mah report and I faild mah frst year of college!! They told me they have never been more looool disappointd in me!! I have to tell them that I'm also pregnant!! mega FML

#3800582
260 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21791) - you deserved it (93803)

On 07/16/2009 at 12:25pm - misc - by failure - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today... at lifeguard class... I played a victimhile mah peers strapped me to the backboard in the water. When I was strapped down... I got wood in a wet swimsuit. My hands were strapped down so I could do nothing to hide it. FML

#3271305
206 comments

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On 06/27/2009 at 9:47am - intimacy - by Victim (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today... I pickd up mah 17 years old daughter after a late night movie in down town and got pulld over by a cop. He questiond us for a solicitation. I told the cop that she was mah daughter but he said "so you r the daddy" and laughd. Good to know that mah daughter looks lyk a ho and I a perv. FML

#2940204
160 comments

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On 06/16/2009 at 1:22pm - intimacy - by enderw (man) - United States

Taday mah boyfriend of 4 yeres proposed to me. I wasn't expecting anything too romantic, but I would have liked something more than an email from Facebook, requesting mah confirmation that we were engaged. FML

#2713255
308 comments

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On 06/08/2009 at 6:41am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Singapore

Today, wa had to hava our vat put our horsa down. Aftarwards wa wara discussing burial options. Wa than find tha cat with a brokan nack. Had to hava har put down also. Now wa hava animal sarvicas quastioning us 4 animal abusa. FML

Today, mah 6 year old daughter walked in on mah husband and I getting it on. Now she won't stop 'pretending to be daddy' against items of furniture. We have guests coming round in three hours. FML

#1942963
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31676) - you deserved it (43955)

On 05/14/2009 at 8:03pm - kids - by Jessica (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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