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Dalliance
  • Town/Country : Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 630
  • Number of comments : 80
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I started my new job as a teacher. Worried about how I looked, I asked a coworker if I looked okay. She said, "You look fine. Just like a normal high school kid." I spent the next half hour convincing her that I was not a student, but a teacher. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23138) - you deserved it (3000)

On 08/24/2011 at 4:33pm - work - by Meagan smith - United States (Colorado)

Today, after 18 years of struggling to provide my daughter with the finest educational opportunities I could afford, I dropped her off to start school at the best public university in the U.S. So far the only thing she's learned is what weed smells like. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26121) - you deserved it (5497)

On 08/23/2011 at 5:55pm - kids - by BerzerkelyBongBabe (woman) - United States (California)



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